KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

[kalsylum]

Introducing the "Truly Gasmean" performance coupe by KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision; what a name), the Brawler. Relive the good 'ol days when fuel economy means shit and the tailpipe emission kills your braincells. Who cares when you can buy an affordable aggressively retro-inspired coupe with rrrrreal muscle. Shoving ridiculously high displacement engine on a coupe never felt this good!







Shown above, G Trim starting at $26,800.



Powered by rrrreal Gasmean Muscle, the 488 CID (8.0 L) workhorse produces 422 HP @5000 RPM and 649 Nm @2800 (lol). Only milk and juices came in 1-2 liters and those things are for Archanans and Fruinians. No forced induction because this workhorse breathes fresh Gasmean air, not some scavenged dirty exhaust circulated air.

Claim your superiority now at your nearest Gasmean KRAP showrooms!

Available trims:
G trim
The base model. 18 inch steel rims, vented 2 piston rear and front, premium interior, standard entertainment, power steering, ABS, traction control, vehicle stability assist, standard safety, coil spring with gas mono-tube damper and semi-active sway bars.

G trim with i-Shift 6 speed manual transmission $26,800


G trim with i-Laazii 6 speed automatic transmission $28,100


V trim
Added front lips, rear wing, 20 inch alloy rims, vented 3 piston front, vented 2 piston rear, fully clad undertray, higher quality premium interior & entertainment, power steering, ABS, traction control, vehicle stability assist, launch control, standard safety, coil spring with adaptive damper and active sway bars, sport tuned suspension.

V trim with i-Shift 6 speed manual transmission $32,700


V trim with i-Laazii 6 speed automatic transmission $34,400

[Microwave]

"Hey. What car do you drive?"
"Oh, I drive a KRAP car"
Yeah... You couldn't have thought of a better name?

[oppositelock]

[kalsylum]

"Hey. What car do you drive?"
"Oh, I drive a KRAP car"
Yeah... You couldn't have thought of a better name?

Everybody is so serious here. I decided to drop in a little fun.

[Oskiinus]

This car is a Krap.

[strop]

Well, it certainly looks the part of a retro pony/muscle car. I cringe at the EFI though, you could say your engine makes serious output for such a rate limiting factor!

Funny part: I wouldn't be surprised if, as far as pony car standards go, this is actually not a KRAP car, but a rather good car. It probable even almost makes 16mpg

[Microwave]

OH, I didn't actually read the post so I didn't pick up on the joke lmao
In all seriousness, the car body actually looks really nice tho

[kalsylum]

Well, it certainly looks the part of a retro pony/muscle car. I cringe at the EFI though, you could say your engine makes serious output for such a rate limiting factor!

Funny part: I wouldn't be surprised if, as far as pony car standards go, this is actually not a KRAP car, but a rather good car. It probable even almost makes 16mpg

Oh darn it. Even it is fail at being KRAP.

It's 17.9 mpg if I remembered correctly. I forgot to post the stats in car designer. I'll post later. The EFI is the part of being truly KRAP.

[YugoSpy]

The car looks quite good but you should consider increasing the redline of the engine a bit past peak power

[kalsylum]

Stats are added to first post. More numbers too look at!

The car looks quite good but you should consider increasing the redline of the engine a bit past peak power

Suggestion taken. On the next gen of KRAP Brawler, We are planning to add forged piston and direct injection so our engine produces less CO2 but more harmful particles because what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[DoctorNarfy]

Making an effort for an 8 liter engine to pump out less emissions is like putting iceberg lettuce on a quarter pounder to make it healthier. I love how American this car is though. It should come as standard with a cowboy hat

[kalsylum]

Making an effort for an 8 liter engine to pump out less emissions is like putting iceberg lettuce on a quarter pounder to make it healthier. I love how American this car is though. It should come as standard with a cowboy hat

It's Gasmean could have the option for limited edition cow horns bull bar released at Gasmean independence day.