Automation Roll To Dodge

[titleguy1]

That guy who was almost turned into a VW Beetle seems to have some weird aura around him. He just simply dodges all the attack Hitler sends at him! Well, I don't think I should stay with him since he was stupid enough to think that in a life-threatening moment, to put on a ring and scream "I AM THE POWER!". I should probably slowly get away from Hitler, buuut I'm not so sure, since he hadn't noticed me... Yet.

The other guy I told to watch out falls from the tree. Oh, no!

Action: Go and help the guy who fell from the tree. If he's hurt, maybe I could help him.

[EnryGT5]

Hah! Now that was easy! I feel weird... like i just got quite a bit stronger... and my back stopped aching for that damn rock... that just turned in A NEW BEETLE?!
I turn around and see something fighting a guy near me. a phantom. Of Adolf Hitler.
WHAT IN THE FUCK?! Even worse, a driverless Bogliq Haulage is coming for me. I probably can't run away from this one.

Action: Jump on the Haulage and hijack it

[pyrlix]

I am shocked of the cursed Alfa Romeo Ring, I was not prepared for this kind of reaction. I wonder If its possible to drive that New Beetle, I need to get away from this madness. Right before i put a ring on I saw a dude getting stinged by the BITT, seems he never saw Boqliq Rider and probably tried to drive it, but his idea was the correct one.
Getting away from here - quickly. Lets see if the New Beetle is a working one, i'll fit in in some way...

Action: Examine the New Beetle and try to drive it.

[PhillipM]

I wake up to possibly the strangest scene imaginable, it seems like there's a fight going on, a dead Pokemon, a see-through Adolf Hitler is yelling, someone is being electrocuted by what seems to be a 1980's chinese knock-off of KITT, and someone running off down the road.
I decide I'm still in a dream, and go over to give Adolf Hitler a piece of my mind about just how many bits of his bloody Beetle I've had to change to make it reliable.

ACTION: Walk over to Adolf, and give him a lecture on how many parts the buggy has had to have because his beloved Beetle was crap.

[strop]

Pride injured more than my body, I dust myself off. That's when I notice my ankle is throbbing really bad. Must have sprained it something fierce. I decide to remain seated on the ground to lie low and hope nobody noticed, given while I was up in the tree, I saw a talking car zap a person, a dude whack a rattata (are we in the land of Pokémon!?) And... Oh no, somebody noticed me. And they're walking towards me now.

ACTION: In that space of time, attempt first aid by taking off my shirt and fashioning it into a splint bandage for my ankle.

[Kubboz]

Previous roll: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=6254&start=10#p70567

conan:

Walk down the dirt road to find some civilization.

You roll a: 4

As you walk down the road, you spot some sort of village. Not a primitive village, not at all. They seem to be all mechanised, and there are satellite dishes on their houses. To your left you see some local convenience store and some houses, with some fields and some barns behind them, and so on. To the right you see a small playground, consisting of a swing set and a slide. You also see some more houses. Further down the dirt road, is a kinda sizable wooden church. Everybody seems to be assembled there, it seems like there is some sort of a mass.

titleguy1:

Go and help the guy who fell from the tree. If he's hurt, maybe I could help him.

You roll a: 2

Oh yes, he is hurt. There's something going on with his ankle. After reassuring that guy you want to help him, you get to the close examination of the injury, you determine...you can't do shit. Really, you have no idea on how to help him.

EnryGT5:

Jump on the Haulage and hijack it

You roll a: 4

Car was moving slowly enough not to injure you. You managed to land a jump on the maroon truck. You even manage to open the door and get inside.
-You, what are you doing? - the Bogliq said to you - You are not my partner. Get out, before I stun you.
The Haulage then stopped.
-So many morons in here - it said to itself - Look, I'll give you more time than to that guy there.

pyrlix:

Examine the New Beetle and try to drive it.

You roll a: 3

Yes, it seems to be drivable. It has all the moving parts, you even manage to pop the hood, and see a real engine and battery and all, albeit scaled down proportionally. There's one problem though. It's one third the normal size. There no way you can fit inside. Now you know how Your Mom™ feels... Sorry, that was inappropiate for me.

PhilipM:

Walk over to Adolf, and give him a lecture on how many parts the buggy has had to have because his beloved Beetle was crap.

You roll a: 5

The more and more you talk about the issues with his air-cooled wonder, the more and more shocked the expression on his face gets. Can you imagine, his perception of his idea shattered, because of even some impure sub-human being able to point out the issues.
-Nein! Zis...zis can't be...! - Adolf was now crying. - I haven't felt zat vay since my paintings vere rejected!
Seems like your words hurt him. Literally. He's also shocked, meaning the first person to get attacked by him, gets +1 to dodging the attack

strop:

In that space of time, attempt first aid by taking off my shirt and fashioning it into a splint bandage for my ankle.

You roll a: 1

Now, I won't claim making a bandage requires channeling some ninja skills and that that very same guy distracted you again. That's not true actually. You just suck at it. As you tighten the bandage, you hear some disturbing sound from your ankle, and it hurts even worse than previously - You further lose 3 HP in the process, and get -1 to any rolls involving using the...which leg is it? Say, the left one.

Character info:

Player Characters:

strop
HP: 32/40
Equipment: None
Extra: -1 to using the left leg.

titleguy1
HP: 40/40
Equipment: None

conan
HP: 36/40
Equipment: None

pyrlix
HP:40/40
Equipment: Pouch full of old golden coins, cursed Alfa Romeo ring
Extra: +1 to dodging magic attacks (force field)

EnryGT5
HP:40/40
Equipment: Branch
Extra: +1 to raw strength rolls

PhilipM
HP:40/40
Equipment: None

NPCs:

Rattata
HP:0/5 (dead)
Equipment: Unknown

BITT (Bogliq Industries Two Thousand)
HP:60/60
Equipment: Unknown

Phantom Adolf Hitler
HP:21/30
Equipment: Staff, capable of turning matter into New Beetles
Extra: Shocked - first person to get attacked by him, gets +1 to dodging the attack

[conan]

I was a bit disappointed, because instead of finding Civilization V key for free. I found instead some actual civilization. But at least it's a quiet one, I guess I can steal something from here. When there's people, there's valuable. I walk towards the barn that in behind the field for some reason, I'm not even sure why.

Action: Look in the barn to steal another car.

[strop]

"This is bullshit!" I exclaimed. Perhaps I alone was to blame for my recklessness and sheer bad luck. Yes, bad luck, that's all it was. Maybe that ankle was more than just a sprain... What did they say about lame horses and the glue factory? Like hell that'll happen to me!

Well, priorities had been established. Better see if I can get some help hitching a ride to the nearest town for some actual treatment.

ACTION: ask Titleguy for help getting to the Haulage. Time for some 3 legged action!

P.s. fuck me, double one!? Oh how I wish either of those could have let me roll to dodge..

[Kubboz]

OT: a double one? I think this is the first one you have got.

[strop]

Oh yeah, my bad. It's a 3, 2, and a 1. Not a stellar start to the day

[EnryGT5]

"Look, I'll give you more time than to that guy there." What?! You're actually sentient?! So... you can listen to me! I'll explain..

Action: Ask BITT to drive me down the road i saw another guy take

[pyrlix]

Damn, i though i could squeeze in in someway... but there was a guy screaming something like "FINALLY", maybe he found a village. I should find someone there and ask what these gold coins are, maybe they are of worth and can bring me finally home. Or i could buy some steaks, sausages and a grill and make some food for those other people who dick around the tree.

Action;: Go to the village and ask someone about those gold coins.

[PhillipM]

The more I tell Adolf about the issues with his car, the more upset he gets, when I tell him about putting a watercooled honda engine in, he breaks down crying uncontrollably.
I go to pat him on the shoulder, but remember he just tried to turn someone into a car, and he IS Hitler after all, so I tell him that we use his beloved aircooled engine to prop the door open on warm days, and then kick him in the nuts instead.

ACTION: Kick Hilter in the nuts whilst he's crying.

[strop]

OOC: Hey, if Hitler has a -1 dodge and Phil rolls a 6, what happens then?

[Leonardo9613]

Blimey!

It isn't unusual for me to have dreams within dreams, and this clearly is another one of those. A driverless pickup truck talking to someone, an hologram of Adolf Hitler going around, and wait, someone is trying to kick him in the nuts, some dude running around screaming, a fully grown adult trying to get into a clowns car and a, what is that, horse with a shirt trying to mend its ankle, or is it just another person? What the fuck? But it all seems too real for a dream, oh well, better stop drinking coffee and red bull at night then.

Action: Try to go back to sleep, to assert myself that I'm just dreaming.