If people called car tech support as they do computers

[Vie]

Luser (the L is silent): Your cars crap!
Tech Support: I'm sorry to hear that sir, what seems to be the problem.
Luser: It's too slow!
TS: Which model did you buy?
Luser: I bought a Nissan Micra from you so I could do a lap of the Nurburg in 7 mins!
TS: What made you think a Micra would do a 7 min Nurburg lap?
Luser: That other Nissan dose it!
TS: Do you mean the GTR?
Luser: I don't know these technical terms, FIX MY SLOW CAR!
TS: Sir, there is no way to make a Micra go around the Nurburg ring as fast as a GTR.
Luser: ITS A NISSAN! ALL NISSANS MUST DO IT!

I actually did have one guy expect a recycled P4 machine, with half a gig of ram and an intel graphics chip, to run Modern Warfare 2.

[serothis]

I can't help but be reminded of these two xkcd comics.


http://xkcd.com/806/


http://xkcd.com/627/

[Disturbed666]

I loled so hard, I worked in tech support for close to 5 year and really do miss those days.

[Orbitstrider]

This is SOO true. I don't really mind doing tech support and helping with others and their disabilities with computers. I do enjoy the tips that come along with it

[quetzalcoatl]

Reading the Nissan guy remember me a thing happened to myself some years ago.
Walking around with some friends, i spotted a Nissan dealership. We came in and start to look at the cars. Ah, there was a beautiful Silvia, prepared for drift races.
So, a seller came close to us and ask if we need some help.
Me: -Interesting cars you have here. Too bad you won't import Nissan Sportcars...
Seller: -Nissan has NOT Sportcars in production...
Me: -Nissan won't SELL Sportcars in Italy, it's different. For example, the racecar behind you is a Japanese model and is not ufficially imported here...
Seller: (smiling)-Ooh no, you're wrong, this is a racecar we put here for advertising but it's NOT a Nissan...
My face became like this so I noticed that the racing Silvia have the front badge removed.
Me: -ok, ok... so, if I want to import a Skyline, for example, can you help me find one and import it in Italy?
Seller: -No, we sell only Nissan cars! We cannot sell other brands!
Me: -But Skyline IS a Nissan!!!
Seller: -Listen, I'm working here for over 5 years and if Nissan sells a car named Skyline i would surely have been informed!
Me: -So you cannot sell Skylines...
Seller: -No, but we have good choices of Km0 Micras...

[Orbitstrider]

how does that make any sense? very uninformed salesman I must say

[gero45]

That salesman should be a Dacia salesman

[Marian87]

That salesman should be a Dacia salesman

Why? Dacia doesn't have currently any sport models or a long list of cars....unless you are thinking about that stupid ad that was on about a year ago. Geez...they should fire their ad agency for that one.

[gero45]

No you thinked the contraty of what i was thinking he should be a Dacia salesman so he will dont have too many cars to know

[Marian87]

Ahh lol. got it

[quetzalcoatl]

No you thinked the contraty of what i was thinking he should be a Dacia salesman so he will dont have too many cars to know

So he should also be a Lada salesman...

[gero45]

They actually sale that?!!!

[Disturbed666]

Reading the Nissan guy remember me a thing happened to myself some years ago.
Walking around with some friends, i spotted a Nissan dealership. We came in and start to look at the cars. Ah, there was a beautiful Silvia, prepared for drift races.
So, a seller came close to us and ask if we need some help.
Me: -Interesting cars you have here. Too bad you won't import Nissan Sportcars...
Seller: -Nissan has NOT Sportcars in production...
Me: -Nissan won't SELL Sportcars in Italy, it's different. For example, the racecar behind you is a Japanese model and is not ufficially imported here...
Seller: (smiling)-Ooh no, you're wrong, this is a racecar we put here for advertising but it's NOT a Nissan...
My face became like this so I noticed that the racing Silvia have the front badge removed.
Me: -ok, ok... so, if I want to import a Skyline, for example, can you help me find one and import it in Italy?
Seller: -No, we sell only Nissan cars! We cannot sell other brands!
Me: -But Skyline IS a Nissan!!!
Seller: -Listen, I'm working here for over 5 years and if Nissan sells a car named Skyline i would surely have been informed!
Me: -So you cannot sell Skylines...
Seller: -No, but we have good choices of Km0 Micras...

hahahahahaha thats just awesome