King of the Hill

[rileybanks]

I put Stilton at the bottom of the hill.
I am King of The Hill.

[titleguy1]

I decide that the hill isn't good enough.
I build a replica of the hill on the hill.
I hike to the top of the hill.
I am the king of the hill.

[Jakgoe]

Yeah, you are just king of a random hill. Doesn't count. .

I tell Rileybanks to go center his avatar. While he is in the User Control Panel, I clam the REAL hill!

[VicVictory]

On Jakgoe's way up the hill, I grab my hockey stick and hook him down.

Now the hill is mine.

[Jakgoe]

The ref calls for for hooking and gives you two minutes in the sin bin.

My hill.

[VicVictory]

The ref also gives you a concurrent minor for diving. While you're arguing, I sneak out of the box and take the hill.

[titleguy1]

But the hill is on top of the hill. So, it's just a big version of the hill. I'm the KOTH.

[VicVictory]

I reject your hill and substitute my own.

My hill.

[Jakgoe]

No cheating! The only real hill is the original one! Titleguy is still king!

[VicVictory]

Fine, if I can't play mind games with the hill, maybe it's mind games with everyone else.

Time to box up Titleguy, seal it up, and let it sit for a while. Is he still alive or not? It's Shrodinger's Box: manslaughter edition!

Hill is mine.

[strop]

Since Vic likes playing mind games with people, I lock him in Searle's Chinese room. He spends an age trying to figure out whether he actually does understand Chinese, or is merely pretending to, before he realises he actually doesn't understand any of it and his brain explodes.

I am king of the hill.

[EnryGT5]

I tell Strop Agents Black and Decker are behind him, he turns around and faints, because i placed their photo printed on cardboard behind him, i'm the King of The Hill!

[rileybanks]

I remind Enry that the Archernar needs tuning to beat the Debranua down Haruna.
As he runs back to Seishido HQ, I claim the hill.

[EnryGT5]

I show Riley the X900 prototype, an evolution of the X90, that can beat the Debranua where the X90 barely lost, he faints looking at the laptimes, i'm the King of the Hill!

[Leonardo9613]

I show a picture of the Thanatos Estate to Enry. While he throws darts at it,the picture flies away, Enry follows it, to keep the darts going.

I claim kingship of the hill!