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Post Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:32 pm

Re: King of the Hill

Haha, yeah, radishes are not in season for the next few months :P .

This hill has had so much done to it that we have basically all either died of poisoning, or become immune to it. Also, a Type 5 hazmat suit wouldn't help at all with what you are talking about. Try a Type 1 or 2.

Of course, this only applies to the people that have been around the hill the entire time. For newcomers, the radiation may pose to be quite the problem.

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Post Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:38 pm

Re: King of the Hill

I didn't even know about the nukes. Good thing I never visited the hill, I am just apparently in charge of it. Speaking of which, nobody has actually deposed me yet, so while you continue your stake on the hill in some apparent apocalyptic wasteland which I have no intention of even approaching (the suit is appreciated, by the way, I will be sure to wear it to dress up parties), I still hold governing rights and am benevolently allowing you to call yourself whatever you like on that hill ;)
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Post Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:46 pm

Re: King of the Hill

I tell Strop that someone is trying to disrupt his league (for which he should post the results), as he runs away crying to Kubby, I get the hill.

This is "King of the Hill", not "Administrator of the Dept. Of Parks and Recreation" ;) .
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Post Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:58 pm

Re: King of the Hill

Jakgoe wrote:This is "King of the Hill", not "Administrator of the Dept. Of Hotly Contested Uninhabitable Wastelands" ;) .


Fixed that for you :lol: Enjoy the hill. I shall bide my time.
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Post Wed Dec 10, 2014 2:10 pm

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One must notice that mustard gas isn't that toxic, it was just a distraction that the media created for the folk.
Walking by I can only see trees of green, red roses too. I see skies of blue and clouds of white. The colours of the rainbow so pretty in the sky.
And I think to myself, What a wonderful hill.

I shall take control of this.
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Post Wed Dec 10, 2014 2:21 pm

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(But what about the background radiation from all those nukes? Is this still the same hill? :P )
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Post Thu Dec 11, 2014 9:03 am

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Is this the king? A horse? Really? I hire Tesco to dispose of it.

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Post Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:55 am

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Nooo not burgers! With the shadow administrator gone, the hill will descend into chaos once more!

EDIT: In a triumphant dick move moment, I sneakily revoke my intention to claim kingship, launch a class action lawsuit against Tesco, who promptly fingers Cheeseman as the fall guy, and in the ensuing litigious chaos, claim the Hill once and for all!

I am now king off the hill :lol:
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Post Sat Dec 13, 2014 11:50 am

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Well Tesco won't do. Burger King, cook him up and serve him to me. Medium-rare please, and make it big, fat and juicy!

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With him eaten, I can only assume the hill is mine
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Post Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:27 am

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And then Cheeseman sees a CTE Polonez coming at him. As he gets run over, he can only assume the driver is now the king of the hill.

And indeed, as I get out of the car, I declare myself the king.
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Post Sun Dec 14, 2014 1:43 am

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I call the police and you are arrested for voluntary manslaughter.
I am the king of the hill.
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Post Sun Dec 14, 2014 3:36 am

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Well, I call the police as well. The Police makes another reunion tour, and the judge, the fan of the band, thanks for arranging the tour and acquits me. I return to the hill, get you in an older Chinese car and push it off the hill. You then discover how Stingy the list of safety features is.

I am the king of the hill.
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Post Sun Dec 14, 2014 3:52 am

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(God fucki-)
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Post Sun Dec 14, 2014 4:07 am

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hahahahahaha I saw that one coming. Having survived my trip to the burger factory (see last page), I gift Kubby with a "newer" Chinese vehicle, the Landwind! He quickly discovers, in rapid succession, that it does not go, stop, or turn very well, and then, how it managed to score a zero star ANCAP collision safety rating.

I am now king of the hill.
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Post Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:21 am

Re: King of the Hill

But I ate you? This must be a hologram.

Oh, it is.

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