King of the Hill

[Jakgoe]

I remind Enry that Mario physics do not apply to Automation. He looks dejected. While Enry mopes, I claim the hill as my own!

[EnryGT5]

I take a Seishido emblem and place it on the hill, MY HILL!

[Cheeseman]

Oh no you don't.

I stab the pole straight through Enry.

I hereby declare this hill mine and declare myself absolutist monarch of the hill. The hill is reinforced with six-foot thick titanium walls and a blastproof ceiling.

[Hermann95]

Looks like there is a revolution in your small empire.
The hill becomes a republic and i'm the first president of the Hill republic.

[Jakgoe]

To overthrow the president, you need exactly half of the congressmen to vote him out. All in favor? *Raises hand* All opposed? *Hermann raises hand*. Okay then, the president is overthrown. I am now the king!

[rileybanks]

I just filibuster for hours and become king of the hill by delaying the vote.

[Kubboz]

Compendium on the Capture of the Hill:

29th November, 10:31:36: Jack Cossack, member of Moderator Squad notices he's not the king of the hill

29th November, 10:31:42: Squad car code F3L1C14 C0M81 arrives at the hill

29th November, 10:31:50: Investigation made by Moderator Jack Cossack reveals rileybanks to be the current president of the hill

29th November, 10:32:05: Moderator Jack Cossack pretends to be a mostly harmless troll to slip past security

29th November, 10:32:22: The suspect is struck with an enormous hammer and is knocked off the hill

29th November, 10:32:34: Moderator Jack Cossack is now the king of the hill.

End of Compendium on the Capture of the Hill

[rileybanks]

Extension of Compendium on the Capture of the Hill

29th November, 12:29: rileybanks notices he is no longer king of the hill.

29th November, 12:30: rileybanks says to Moderator Jack Cossack, "There's a massive V12 down the bottom of the will that fits in the F3L1C14 C0M81 perfectly."

29th November. 12:32: Whilst Moderator Jack Cossack is running down the hill, I claim ownership of the hill. I am now King of The Hill.

End of Extension of Compendium on the Capture of the Hill

[Jakgoe]

"Hey Rileybanks! There's a shiny new LaFerrari at the bottom of the hill!"

As he runs to look at it, I claim the hill.

And by the way, the Ferrari was a phony, a big fat phony.

[rileybanks]

I get in the phoney Ferrari and knock Jakgoe off the hill. I'm now King of the Hill.

[Cheeseman]

Absolutism is restored as all revolutionaries are captured and guillotined.

King of the hill again, filthy peasants.

[rileybanks]

I challenge you to a jousting duel. I win. I'm king of the Hill.

[titleguy1]

I receive an RPG and I obliterate you.
King of the hill.
Oh, wait. I obliterated the Hill.
I build a new hill out of all the Pontiac Azteks and Fiat Multiplas, and nobody wants to climb it.
KING OF THE HILL.

[Jakgoe]

I take the built-in picnic table out of the back of the Aztek and beat you unconscious with it. I burn all the shitty cars, and rebuild the original hill. I am king!

[titleguy1]

I tell Jakgoe, "You've been escorted to the United Nations of the Royal King and Queen of AntarctiScandinaviEurope." He looks at me with a confused face, then I drop a Ferrari 458 disguised as a Fiat Multipla on his head while he was distracted. I remove the Fiat sheet metal and do donuts as the new king of the hill.