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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:36 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

She has a start button.
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:50 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

She needs a facelift
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:49 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

Guys, wait a second. I gotta fill her up with gas.

I can't open the top! I should have gone for her convertible sister model!

Her rear bumper is aftermarket.
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:58 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

I fitted the spoiler to her... ;)
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:22 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

I can turn her aids off.
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:38 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

I like her in sports mode, I like her stiffer suspension :lol:
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:24 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

she's difficult to start and the ride is terrible
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:42 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

I just love to screw her up.
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:51 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

I have to start her by hand.
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:54 am

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Her weight distribution is not ideal because she's too heavy on the front.
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:59 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

I can hide a body in her trunk...
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:49 pm

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

Her heart has Variable valve timing
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:01 pm

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I'm going to give her Direct Injection
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Post Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:02 pm

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

She's slow
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Post Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:14 am

Re: Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfrie

Somehow, she's always stuffed...
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