Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend

Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:14 pm by WizzyThaMan

NSFW-ish!!!

Alright so I got inspired by something I saw on the internet... I personally think this one was really good:

She might be ugly, but she is dependable I just really LOL'd
What can you come up with? Officially opened! Gimme your best!

Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:15 pm by Daffyflyer

That I have one. (Or three for that matter!)

Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:48 pm by Octan2013

I don't have a girlfriend but can i say what i can't do with crush?

Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:56 pm by nialloftara

Hop right in guys she fits 4

Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:01 pm by 07CobaltGirl

::facepalm::

Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:04 pm by Daffyflyer

Probably also that I spent all morning trying to get sparks to come out of her. That's not something you should try with people.. >.>

Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:59 pm by KielEire

I love to go shopping for her!

Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:49 pm by Dragawn

I love it when she growls!

aaaand

I'm really happy with her weight, it's just over a tonne.

Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:55 pm by Slim Jim

* She squeals every time I go for 2nd
* She's big, but wears it well
* Sometimes, I swear she's not firing on all cylinders

Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:14 pm by boyercam

She has a rather stiff gear stick
She has a rather big boot (Or trunk)

Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:15 pm by nialloftara

I had to park my old dependable one, just getting too run down, but I just picked up a much newer one.

Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:18 am by WizzyThaMan

She leaks fluids.

Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:39 am by Octan2013

She loves to whine

Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:26 am by boyercam

She has rather hard suspension
She has a high RON

Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:32 am by TheTom

She does what i want.
She's very economical.
She likes the low revs.
She has 4 cylinders (not 2!)
She takes me from 0-100 in less than 10 seconds.