King of the Hill

[EnryGT5]

I lift a 1500lb engine i made just for this with a crane, then drop it on you, Overkill!
I'm the Hill Emperor

[Jakgoe]

Before he dropped the engine, I changed the block material to Magnesium, the head material to AlSi, and set the quality sliders to 15. The engine's weight was reduced to 300lbs. The engine injures my, but does not kill me. I am still king of the hill.

[Pleb]

I take my overweight Super 1000 car from the original BRC and drop it on Jakgoe. It squashes him.

I am now king!

[Jakgoe]

I use my way-too-loud car from the original BRC to rupture Pleb's eardrums, killing him.

I am king.

[Kubboz]

I bring Der Bayer to disqualify you, pay him for spending his valuable time on this game, and become the king.

[Jakgoe]

As of the next rallye, I (and Tom, Strop, and Stryfe) now make the rules. *Evil laugh* No loudness limit!

I am king now.

[EnryGT5]

I tie Jakgoe's neck to a Gryphon Gear Ascension parked 500m away from the hill and tell the driver to show me how fast it is, dragging Jakgoe around until he dies I'm the Evil King again

[Pleb]

What EnryGT5 didn't know was that I had freed Jakgoe from the insanity that is the Ascension, and he stabs Enry in retaliation. Jakgoe then let's me rule the hill as a thank you for saving his life.

I'm King!

[EnryGT5]

Me: Hi pleb!
Pleb: Enry aren't you dead?
Me: Nope.
Pleb: Enry... what are you taking out of your pockets?
Me: A machinegun.. thanks to the Animal Crossing huge pockets power i can even take a car out of them *shoots pleb*
I'm the new super king of the hill

[Kubboz]

Doctor Who comes for his PockeTARDIS. (It's bigger on inside)

While you fight, I take the hill

[EnryGT5]

*takes a bus out of his pockets and runs over Kubby and Doctor Who*
Now that was easy, my pockets are invincible, i'm the king

[Kubboz]

Time for the thirteenth Doctor, I guess? The energy unleashed during The Doctor's regeneration has obliterated Enry. I respawn, the Doctor takes the PockeTARDIS, wanders off to some unknown position in space and time, and I take the hill.

[EnryGT5]

I get bored of being killed and turn into a Super Saiyan, destroying the hill with a Kamehameha, i'm the King of the Crater!

[Pleb]

I tell Enry that he should start a King of the Crater thread if he wants to be king of that. I then find a new hill and declare myself King!

[Jakgoe]

The hill that Pleb is on is not the real hill, therefore he is not king. I rebuild the real hill, and declare myself king.