King of the Hill

[Jakgoe]

With my dying breath, I tell Wizzy to get an Americium knife, and kill you with it. I then am revived by a friendly Weremoose, and, after Wizzy kills you, I claim the throne again.

[07CobaltGirl]

Annoyed at being killed yet again, I lure Jakgoe away with my looks and finally, I assume my natural form, that of a Gumiho. I consume his liver and leave him for dead at the base of the hill, with no organs left intact. Once more I am Queen of the Hill!

[KingJanic]

Little did Jak know, but I was the friendly Weremoose, and Wizzy just killed some homeless guy. I then cut off 07CobaltGirls head with a broadsword dipped in dragons blood and burn the body. I am KING OF THE HILL!

[EnryGT5]

I respawn,take a minigun with americium bullets and start shooting at KingJanic, killing him instantly, also, just for fun, i kill anyone on the hill or near it, i'm the Crazy King of the Hill

[Jakgoe]

*Knock* *Knock*
EnryGT5: Who is at the door?
*Knock* *Knock*
EnryGT5: I demand that you tell me who you are! I am the king of this hill!
*Knock* *Knock*
EnryGT5: Fine, I'll open the door.
*Cough* *Cough*
*Choking noises*

Little did EnryGT5 know that the knocking was my 5.8L V8 running on Low Quality Unleaded without a catalytic converter. The exhaust gases were still enough to kill him.

[WizzyThaMan]

I seriously lol'd at that jakgoe, didnt expect it haha.
*takes out flamethrower* burnes JakGoe to death. My Hill

[Cheeseman]

All of the work Wizzy and his friend have made towards automationHub gets deleted mysteriously.

I declare this hill mine and we have democracy! Who do you want as your next leader in the elections 4 years from now?

[KielEire]

I call the UN and tell them that this hill is mine. They start negotiations with Cheeseman.
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Still negotiating.
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Forget the UN... Useless.

I mock a scandal and ruin Cheeseman's reputation and he gets thrown off the hill.

I make my move.

I take my IRA flag and stick it up on ye hill.

[EnryGT5]

I stick a drill into KielEire's head
I'm the King again

[KielEire]

I car bomb Energy from the grave.
My flag is still on the hill. I am still king.

[EnryGT5]

I respawn and burn your flag down with a flamethrower, then i build steel walls around the hill, I'm the King

[Cheeseman]

The UN arrive and decide that the two other parties should not be in power if all they do is make war.

Democracy is restored and I return as President of the Republic of Hill. You can get rid of me in 4 years from now

[EnryGT5]

I jump into the Proxima that Cheeseman was going to review and go away while he chases me on foot , then i come back running him over, I'm the new Troll King of the Hill

[Cheeseman]

Unfortunately 20 mph in reverse doesn't do much damage. EnryGT5 is thrown in prison for attempted murder and I return to my position

[WizzyThaMan]

A really hot summer occurs, and cheeseman is melting. He is now: Moltencheeseman. I am king!