King of the Hill

[07CobaltGirl]

The Angel of Death resurrects me because I caused too much trouble in Hell after dying. After signing a contract to never again return to Hell, I gain immortality yet again and return to the pile of earth I tried to destroy. I set up a tailgating party at the base of the hill using steaks contaminated with Mad Cow and feed one to saleen00b. Being a demonic strain concocted during my time in Hell, it kills him within minutes and I take the hill and his trusty Hilux. I am Queen of the Hill once again!

[Jakgoe]

I ask Killrob to go into the game code, and make immortality impossible. I then kill 07CobaltGirl, and take my spot as king of the hill.

[EnryGT5]

I ask Killrob to upgrade my calculator, and it transforms into the Mega Hyper Evolved Calculating Code Breaker 9001, that i use to delete Jakgoe from the game, I'm the Super Emperor of the Hill

[Cheeseman]

I become Conchita Wurst and fire my hundreds of beauty products at EnryGT5 at high speed, which kills him.

I put some more makeup on and become Kueen of the Hill and Eurovision.

[Pleb]

I disguise myself as Sweden and give Conchita 0 points, and give my 12 points to Finland. Conchita chases after me and demand that I give her points. I throw a razor at her and quickly hide out at the top of the hill before she knows what on earth's going on.

I am King of the Hill! (With assistance from Sweden)

[KingJanic]

While Enry is dead, I steal his calculator and hack into the game and give myself and 07CobabltGirl Immortality, and we pick up Australia and drop it on the hill, killing Pleb. We then put Australia back and rule together!

[Pleb]

I give KingJanic and 07CobaltGirl the keys to a penthouse suite in a local hotel so that they can go and kiss each others asses away from the sight of the public, and the hill.

I then declare myself king of the hill while Janic and his newly found love go and rule together in the hotel room.

[07CobaltGirl]

The plan designed by pleb backfires horribly. What pleb failed to realize is I have no interest in kissing or companionship. KingJanic, being a sensible Plutonian, understands this and respects the fact we can rule together on the hill in a strictly platonic fashion. Hence, we never left the hill to go kiss in a motel room, and he never claimed the hill. For his efforts, pleb is then fed to a Mako Shark and meets his utterly horrible demise.

KingJanic and 07CobaltGirl rule the hill unfettered!

[Cheeseman]

Two people can't rule at the same time! Because of that you are being removed from the hill and are going to be decapitated in front of the entire Automation public.

I say this because I was the one who discovered this and therefore I am almighty dictator of the hill. Attempt to remove my throne and I will press the red button, I mean it.

[EnryGT5]

I pack a Seishido Proxima RE full of explosives, then i ram Cheeseman's throne at 140mph, killing me and everything in a 50m radius, including 07CobaltGirl and KingJanic, who were just going to be executed, Quad Kill! The random Japanese metal pieces rule the hill

[Pleb]

My ghost floats up to the top of the hill and throws the random Japanese metal pieces off the hill.

My ghost is king, but he will probably get bored and go and haunt KingJanic and 07CobaltGirl at some point..

[Cheeseman]

My ghost pressed the red button

All living creatures die and now it is the fight for the hill... As ghosts. I am the ghostly king of the hill, ooooooooooooh

[KingJanic]

Ah, but you forgot to use a special metal that is the Weremooses weakness (I'm not dumb enough to tell you what it is though), so I regenerate, defeat the ghosts, use my necromancy skills to bring 07CobaltGirl back to life, and rule the hill once again!

[Jakgoe]

I have found the secret metal: PLUTOnium! I use a plutonium knife (while inside a special, radiation proof suit), to kill KingJanic, and remove his Weremose powers. A pleasant side effect is that the radiation kills 07CobaltGirl as well.

I am now king of the hill.

[KingJanic]

I laugh at Jaks guess at my weakness (Good guess though, but it's actually americium:lol:(why else would I keep blowing up America?)), so I get up, steal the Plutonium knife, and stab Jakgoe with it. THE HILL IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!