King of the Hill

[Kubboz]

Time to respawn.

I walk to the hill and throw you of it with pure Cossack badassery. You ain't the king anymore , just like Pluto ain't the planet anymore.

The hill...is mine.

[EnryGT5]

Me: Hi Kubby! How are you?
Kubboz: Hi Enry!
*a loud metallic noise is heard*

Ha! i knew that this crankshaft was really tough!
I'm the King of the Hill and i hire some soldiers to defend me while i draw cars

[Kubboz]

Too bad I woke up. And that your soldiers are on the outside only.

*a loud metallic noise is heard*

What piece of crap is that? Is that crankshaft really too weak to withstand more than one hit?

It still knocked Enry out. I throw him and his cars out, and mercenaries, out of respect (and with some threats and money and brainwashing) become loyal to me.

The hill... is mine.

[Jakgoe]

I, using a Billet Steel crankshaft with quality sliders at 15, kill Kubby and Enry, and take back the hill.

I am now king of the hill.

[WizzyThaMan]

I've seen enough. I create a device, which respawn either Jakgoe or me instantly when they die. It is guarded by anti-missile, anti-personnel and anti-tank weaponry. As soon somethings gets close, it gets shot at. However, it recognises Jakgoe and me so we never get killed by the system. The system is not connected to any external networks so it is unhackable.

This way either Jakgoe or Wizzy is always King of the Hill. Because Jakgoe is grateful, he grants me the first turn of being King!

[Pleb]

I hire a team of scientists to invent a device to make me look like anyone I choose. I disguise myself as Jakgoe, and walk to the top of the hill. Wizzy, the real Jakgoe, and all the weaponry become confused.

Using the element of surprise, I push Jakgoe and Wizzy off the hill and shut down all the weapons. My team of scientists then haul away the weapons, and destroy them with nuclear tomfoolery.

I am now the king!

[KingJanic]

I return to my home planet and build a giant laser. I then use said laser to blow up the sun. All the planets but Pluto are consumed in the supernova. Sadly, all Llamas were still on earth , so now I'm SUPREME EMPEROR OF PLUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(sorry Absurdist)

just like Pluto ain't the planet anymore.

So how's your planethood working out for you Kubby?

[Jakgoe]

Using the gravitational pull of the newly discovered planet "Kubboz", I aim an asteroid at Pluto and destroy KingJanic.

I then rebuild Earth, civilization, and most importantly, the hill.

I am now king of the hill.

[Pleb]

Some strange alien lifeforms have developed on planet Kubboz, and they aim a large weapon of some sort at the hill, and destroy everything in its path (except the hill, which has been destroyed too many times and deserves some sympathy). Luckily, I was inside watching the Eurovision Song Contest, and I emerge from my home after hearing this 'terrible' news. I stroll to the top of the hill, and claim it mine. And I haven't set up any special weapons or gave myself powers or anything.

I'm the legit king of the hill!

[KingJanic]

I wake up with a splitting headache on the planet Kubboz. I use my awesome powers to suck the life out of all the living things, other than myself, on the planet, and gain 4 black mana, With said mana, I cast a spell:

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I then build a ship and fly to earth and take my place as rightful KING OF THE HILL!!!!

[Jakgoe]

I show the police the "real" deed to the hill, and politely ask them to evict KingJanic.

I am now the king (and owner) of the hill.

[Manche]

I show the police the "real" deed to the hill, and politely ask them to evict KingJanic.

I am now the king (and owner) of the hill.

I Threatening Jackgoe with destryong his tuning company.... I extort away the hill from him

[Jakgoe]

I Threatening Jackgoe with destryong his tuning company.... I extort away the hill from him

Using my secret mod powers, I ban Manche for horrible grammar and spelling.

[Pleb]

I go to the top of the hill to give Jakgoe an award for being the only person I know with their name spelled 'Jak' instead of 'Jack'. As a celebration for him getting an award, I hand him a congratulatory drink. It had laxative in it. You know the rest .

And after the events following that 'celebration', I'm king..

[salen00b]

I start up my trusty Hilux and drive out of the grave KingJanic made me.
While surfacing, I crushed Pleb to death, who, once free from the wheels fell into the hole I came out from.
I then open the tailgate to drop all the dirt I dragged with me back in the hole and promptly get back inside my Hilux.

I am king of the Hilux on top of the hill.