King of the Hill

[Jakgoe]

I give the Stig a Koenigsegg CCX (without a wing) and let him loose on a race track. Without the added downforce, he crashes nearly immediately.

With no one left to guard the hill, I claim it for myself.

[Manche]

Throws a facehugger at Jackgoe, and as he tries to shake it off I claim the mountain for myself

[KingJanic]

I kidnap Switzerland and drop it on Manche's head. The Hill and the Alps are MINE!

[Manche]

I kidnap Switzerland and drop it on Manche's head. The Hill and the Alps are MINE!

I pull out a crate that says "superchargers" Janic opens it and there was a face-humping monkey inside it while the king of pluto is distractted I take back MY HILL

[EnryGT5]

I suddenly climb up the hill and make it to the top, then i take my Nokia Lumia out of my jacket and throw it like a shuriken in Manche's face, killing him in one shot
My hill

[WizzyThaMan]

I give the Stig a Koenigsegg CCX (without a wing) and let him loose on a race track. Without the added downforce, he crashes nearly immediately.

With no one left to guard the hill, I claim it for myself.

The Stig might be killed, but Jakgoe didnt kill me. So all that time everyone been killing eachother not noticing im the actual king.
I use a bat to hid Enry on the side of his head, KO! My hill!

[EnryGT5]

I jump in the 1996 Seishido Yajiri RE and run over Wizzy
My hill

[WizzyThaMan]

Ok, you win, here have this candy. *gives Enry a cyanide capsule* Enry chokes to death. My Hill!

[EnryGT5]

Actually the cyanide capsule you gave me was a real candy, so i spit it in your eye and while you are distracted i slam an exhaust header on your head, knocking you out, my hill

[07CobaltGirl]

After watching all of this chaos over a stupid hill, I summon the Mother Core Dragon (from the Earth's core, of course!) who grants immortality to me. I then ride on her shoulders as she scorches the whole Earth into a pool of teraforming lava for 10,000 years. After the lava cools, I dig a small hole, and stand on the pile of displaced earth, admiring there are no humans left but myself to rule this hill! I am Queen of the Hill and the entire Earth, and also immortal!

[Jakgoe]

Using my time-traveling Delorean, I go to the past, and kill 07CobaltGirl before she was granted immortality. I easily dispatch of the then-current king, EnryGT5.

I am now king of the hill.

[WizzyThaMan]

Unfortunately for you, I was stuck in a time-travel loophole, and it placed me back at the point you get granted immortality. I open the console with `~ and type in /set godmode 07CobaltGirl 0. Your immortality is gone and i stap you with my bajonet. My hill!

Edit: Scary how close our replies were.

As I trust Jakgoe he will do fine, he can stay king of the hill and I take a seat with popcorn and start spectating the show.

[Jakgoe]

I remind Wizzy to refresh before posting, and he goes back to his computer to edit his post.

While he is gone, I regain the hill!

[Kubboz]

The time shenanigans pulled off by Jakgoe caused ME to become immortal and take the hill. I'm now the king of the hill.

[KingJanic]

I tap 1 White and 1 colorless and cast a spell of Kubby:

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MY HILL