King of the Hill

[Jakgoe]

Coincidentally, I am hiding in the back of the helicopter as Wizzy flies it up. Right when he is about to land, I push him out of the aircraft, take the controls, and land myself on top of the hill.

Now I am king of the hill.

[WizzyThaMan]

I had a parachute, land on the hill safely evading the helicopter rotors jakgoe tries to cut me with. Grab out my 9mm with silencer and stealthy eliminate him.
My Hill.

[Kev2442]

While disassembling my keyboard to clean it up, I stumble upon a hidden "Become King Of Hill" macro.
I press it within doubt. It works, how convenient !

[KingJanic]

My ban has expired, and I smash kevs keyboard and claim the hill for my Overlord, Absurdist. The hill is his!

[Manche]

*throws a sticky rocket to KingJanic's back and remotely activates it he is sent flying making all sorts of twists and loops. now I am the king of the HILL

[Cheeseman]

A random caravan lands on Manche, probably Top Gear's doing.

I arrive and claim the hill.

[Jakgoe]

I try to drop a Morris Marina on Cheeseman, but miss. The car lands a few feet away from him.
While Cheeseman is marveling at his luck, he gets inside the Marina, as he feels like it is safer than being exposed to the world.
Sadly, a piano lands on the Marina, crushing it, and Cheeseman.

I claim the hill as mine.

[Manche]

I try to drop a Morris Marina on Cheeseman, but miss. The car lands a few feet away from him.
While Cheeseman is marveling at his luck, he gets inside the Marina, as he feels like it is safer than being exposed to the world.
Sadly, a piano lands on the Marina, crushing it, and Cheeseman.

I claim the hill as mine.

A Reliant Robin was passing by driven by Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy tries to dodge Jackgoe but instead the car tips over and crushes the head of Smolensk Tuning.

THE HILL IS MINE!

[WizzyThaMan]

The hammster (richard hammond) crashes his top fuel dragster, hitting Manche, killing him.

My Hill!

[Manche]

The hammster (richard hammond) crashes his top fuel dragster, hitting Manche, killing him.

My Hill!

I give Wizzy a bag of nuts and an army of hungry squirrels eats the nuts, and Wizzy.

MINE!

[Pleb]

I administer the help of a certain James May, who rolls to the top of the hill in his Rolls Royce Corniche. He tries to run Manche over, but he was driving too slowly, and merely nudged him.

So instead he climbs out and blinds Manche with his bright floral shirt, and sends him running down the hill in disgust.

I'm KING!

[Manche]

I kick Captain slow in the nuts and push him down the hill, I release the handbrake of the Rolls and runs over pleb in the process.

THIS HILL IS MINE FFS!

[salen00b]

I drive a Hilux up the hill and go back down without it, I then blow up the entire hill.
Manche, who was at the top of the hill got killed by the explosion.
I go back to the Hilux (which is barely scratched) and get in it.

I'm the king of the Hilux!

[KingJanic]

I drop a bunch of dirt on top of salen00bs hillux. He was buried alive. I am KING OF THE NEW HILL!

[WizzyThaMan]

I have Janic his ass kicked by... well, no one know... because some say, he sleeps with a gasoline breathing mask. Other claim that he has a race seat as his toilet... ITS THE STIG.