King of the Hill

[Jakgoe]

After KingJanic discovered the Weremooses, I assemble an army of domesticated ones to take back the hill for me.

I am now king of the hill.

[Kev2442]

I saved a copy of the Hill after my last post.
I just load the file and so it replaces everything.
Last post now is :

My dying soul activated an auto-cloning device in my evil island. Now fresh as a daisy, I hack my satellite's systems to get its control back. As those fools damaged my ray gun, I sacrifice my satellite by crashing it on the Hill, thus killing WizzyThaMan.
Now I build a giant fortified base inside the Hill. I am King of Hill Base 2442 and shut its doors so nobody comes in.
I finally set a minefield atop the Hill, waiting for someone to try it.

[WizzyThaMan]

I hack the file and replace Kev with myself. My Hill And I put up the Great Firewall of Automation, so I'm unhackable.

[EnryGT5]

I hack again the system using a calculator, because the Firewall was set up by a team of monkeys, and teleport the hill to Italy leaving a flaming crater in place, I'm the King of the Great Italian Hill

[WizzyThaMan]

Italian hills erupt (etna, vesuvius) And Enry Burns to death. I get back on another higher hill and claim it mine.

[KingJanic]

I re hack the system using enrys loophole to transport the hill back to where it was originally and get my WEREMOOSE powers back and then headbutt Wizzy off the steep side of the hill and REIGN AS KING!!!

[Kev2442]

You forgot that you lost your powers since the saved Hill loading. This way, Wizzy survived and we teamed up to kick your ass !
Wizzy, I trust you. Don't let me down for your own good. May we rule the Hill together.

[KingJanic]

You forgot that you lost your powers since the saved Hill loading.

I re hack the system using enrys loophole to transport the hill back to where it was originally and get my WEREMOOSE powers back and then headbutt Wizzy off the steep side of the hill and REIGN AS KING!!!

What does that sound like?

I use my regained powers to eat Kev and Wizzy and end this 'ruling together' nonsense. I am the ONLY KING!

[Kev2442]

It seems that I've got memory problems !
So...
I use my newfound Alzheimer to forget that you've taken my crown. So technically, I am the King.
Or so I think...

[salen00b]

I drive my Left Wheel Drive car up the hill, sadly, the fact the power is all to the left makes me go right into Kev2442 and then KingJanic killing them instantly.
I then stop to assemble my Ikea throne with the help of the tool and plan they gave with it.

My hill.

[KingJanic]

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I set a car on fire, and performed the KillRob Summoning Ritual, and requested that he smite Salen00b. He graciously did so, and in a glorious accent, proclaimed me King of the Hill. MY HILL.

[Jakgoe]

KingJanic, you should not hack like Kev did in a previous post. He was banned for that (not really).

*Bans KingJanic*

I am the king of the hill.

[KingJanic]

While I was being sucked into the Pit of Bandom, I reached out, and grasped Jakgoe's ankle, and brought him with me into that dark unforgiving land. We are both banned, and the hill is untaken.

[Cheeseman]

I walk to the top of the hill... Well that was boring

My hill

[WizzyThaMan]

An avalanche killed Cheese while he walks up the hill. I fly my helicopter to the top and proclaim myself as King of the Hill.