King of the Hill

[EnryGT5]

I get out of the hole somehow, since salen00b buried me alive, and set fire to the hill with low quality unleaded gasoline killing everything on it
I'm the new king of the... ehm... hill?

[Jakgoe]

Since you used low quality unleaded, the fire won't start because of knock. I then re-bury you, and claim the hill as mine.

[salen00b]

I adjust the cam profile slider and A/F mixture ratio so that the fire can start. It burns Jakgoe to crisps.
I wait until the hill runs out of fuel which, for a reason of fuel consumption, didn't take long and then claim the hill mine.

[EnryGT5]

I get out of there, go in the 870 bhp EGT-84 Reborn and slam the door in salen00b's face at 280 kph knocking him to Japan

[Kev2442]

I'm finalising my orbital ray-casting satellite, now with added nuke detector-avoider and crown tracker.
You've got some time to think and pray : hope you won't be the king by the time it's ready to go...

[EnryGT5]

I respawn in my Seishido Yajiri RE and use all of it's limited 276bhp to run over Kev, who was playing with the satellite remote control
I'm the Ultimate Emperor of the Hill, i am immortal

[WizzyThaMan]

I actually walk up a hill 1 km ahead, which is atleast 50 meters higher than the hill everyone has been fighting for, and quitely sit down. My Hill. I claim myself as King of This Hill.

[Kubboz]

I take kevs satelllite control. Hmmm... the ray is wide enough to burn everything in 5km radius? OK!

*cuts to Kubby sitting on the burnt Wizzy's hill, next to his charred remains*

I'm the King of the Hill.

[WizzyThaMan]

I replaced myself with a dummy as I heard the Ion Cannon charge. Slowly walk up behind kubby and brutaly stab him to dead with a knife. Muhahaha. MY HILL.

[Kubboz]

I respawned. I walk up to Wizzy and say:
"I've heard you want to be in a video game"
I stuff him into a van, push it off the hill and say:
"How bout BeamNG"
I'm the new king of the hill.

[WizzyThaMan]

Too bad the videogame I actually was in, was Automation. And guess what, you cant drive cars there! I step out the vehicle, smack some sense in Kubboz. So much sense he gets unconscious and i'll let him roll off the hill.
My hill.

[Cheeseman]

I drop a Ford Pinto on the hill.

I am now King of The Slightly Altered & Burnt Hill

[Christopher1]

I get Katy Perry to zap you with her Dark Horse boobies.

I claim the hill as mine.

[07CobaltGirl]

I hire Avril Levigne and Miley Cyrus to start singing around the base of the hill causing all the guys (including Christopher1) to flee the area and/or commit suicide. I am the Queen of the Hill once more!

[WizzyThaMan]

I seduce you to marry me, and as we all know, a King is higher in order than a queen, so Im King of the Hill again haha! (couldnt resist to make that one, oh and I actually like Avril Lavigne )