King of the Hill

[07CobaltGirl]

Sits on the hill and eats popcorn waiting for the next round of Spy vs. Spy antics between all of these guys. I am inadvertently the new Queen of the Hill!

[salen00b]

I throw up on CobaltGirl's Cobalt and she goes home to clean it.
Look, a free hill for me!

[salen00b]

Being the uncontested king of the hill is boring. In an attempt to solve this problem, I simply go off the hill.

I'm not the king of the hill anymore.

[boyercam]

But I gladly take over and build a huge military base to defend the hill.

I'm the king of the hill

[Jakgoe]

I just walk in to the base and take it over because Boyer forgot to hire soldiers to run the military base. As king of the hill, I hire soldiers to run the base that Boyer built for me.

[Kev2442]

FINALLY coming back from my holidays in L.V.
So, technically, I'm still the owner of Dat Hill. As I haven't been defeated, just taken away. But just in case, I hired a kamikaze pin-up.
The soldiers didn't even think about risks. And now they're gone.
I'm still King of the Hill, and now also King of the Ruins.

[Jakgoe]

Because Kev2442 like ruins so much, I gave him an offer he could not refuse: An all-expenses-paid trip to the ruins of ancient Greece!!! While he was gone, I rebuilt the base, and staffed it with robots.

[Kubboz]

I throw Jakgoe a car to tune. He fails to catch it with his hands for some reason and the car crushes him. I'm the new king of the hill.

[Pleb]

I get the wrong bus. It drives me to the top of the hill while running Kubboz to the bottom in the process. Coincidentally, I am the new king of the hill.

[Jakgoe]

Before Pleb's bus goes to its next stop, I shove him back inside, and shut the doors behind him. I am now king of the hill.

[salen00b]

I make a paper plane and throw towards jakgoe. The plane pierces through his right eye and exits through his left eye rendering him blind.
Then, I simply push him down the hill.

I am the new king of the hill.

[Jakgoe]

Wow... That's harsh. After getting my eyes repaired, I take salen00b and lock him in a freezer. Revenge is a dish best served cold. I walk up the hill, and become king of the hill.

[Pleb]

Jakgoe forgot to pay the electricity bill on his freezer. The police are informed, but can't find him. I point them to the top of the hill. After Jakgoe is taken to the station, I stroll up to the top of the hill, and so, I am the king of the hill.

[salen00b]

After I free myself from the unfrozen freezer of doom, I drive a Cottam Libre in pleb's direction.
Pleb, who doesn't want to shoot at his own creation, gets run over.
Then, I back up to make sure he stays under and claim the hill mine.

[Kev2442]

Who said I liked ruins ?
I acted fake, and I come up dressed as a cute woman.
I gently ask salen00b to give me the Hill, and he didn't resist to my charms.
You can't fool me. You can't take the Hill from me.