King of the Hill

[salen00b]

Hey Kev, wanna go at my place? I got a swimming pool!
He jumps in the water without hesitating. Suddenly, the ladders mysteriously disappear and the pool side becomes too slippery to get a good grip making him unable to get out of the pool.
I watch him drown from the top of the hill while drinking some sweet lemonade.

[NormanVauxhall]

But the lemonade taste a bit like almonds. Cynide for you and happiness for me. And a hill too!

[Kubboz]

I simply walk on the hill and take it, as Norman is still in the pool, lifeless.

[NormanVauxhall]

Kubboz didn't notice I wasn't the man in the pool so I'll push in the doom pool.

[salen00b]

Dear Norman,

You made the mistake to go near the pool.
This is why I sent you one of my cars at high speed
with this little message on the bumper.

Good luck in your fight!
salen00b

He didn't get the time to read the car was already over him and Kubboz in the pool.
I claim the hill mine.

[Kubboz]

Oh wait... I went back in time one day too early. I went back to your future and my present time, went back in time one day later, and then I simply walked on the hill and took it, as Norman was still in the pool, lifeless. Of course I had to push salen00b off the hill, but he's so weak, so it was not too difficult. The hill is mine.

[Kev2442]

Oh well, look at this ! Another clone !
I'm glad I took some vacations in the meantime, cause without this clone replacing me...
So here I am, offering Kubboz a ride in the real Monster Garage GT40 Monster Truck.
Of course, like Admiral Ackbar would say...
IT'S A TRAP !
I'm now standing on Da Hill, waving at this spectacular GT40 loosing its wheels at 100 mph, and...
OH LOOK, A CLIFF !

[dillpickle]

i steal a dark blue lexus lfa and tell kev you won a trip to las vegas with a lexus lfa for 3 weeks! and im the king of the hill

[Cheeseman]

Amazed that this crazy fight to the top is still going I decide to show my amazement by coming in like a wreeeeeeeeecking baaaaall and knocking the king of the hill from a crane alongside it. I jump of the wreeeeeeecking baaaaaall and claim the hill part of the Kingdom of Cheese.

[dillpickle]

I then take a japanise ww2 spitfire bomber plane and drop 3 nuclear bombs and come and land when the gas waves are gone and cheese man dissolved. im the king of the hill

[boyercam]

However, radiation poisoning from the ground makes dillpickle ill and is so rushed to hospital, I gladly take over the hill (Which would now be a 50ft crater as the nuclear bombs destroyed it )

[dillpickle]

but then I put a gas mask on and put a new hill and the king sufacated and im the new king of the hill

[Kubboz]

I ban dillpickle for lack of basic writing skills and not being creative.

I am the king of the hill.

[dillpickle]

I then make a new account and walk up the hill like this and kubb laughs and falls down the hill. im the king of the hill. simple

[Kev2442]

Enjoying my time in Vegas, I'm staying there until the 28th.
Besides that, I order a private spy to kidnapp dillpickle.
By the time he comes to his senses, he's been sold as a slave to human traffickants in Asia.
Well, that was some good business. And I have some more money to gamble.
Now, the question is :

Who's taken the Hill now ? I'm still in Vegas for 2 weeks !
Will somebody take me down right here in Sin City ? Or just take the hill until I come back ? Technically, it's still mine, as it's only been borrowed.