King of the Hill

[Cheeseman]

I was holding on to the roof of the car, got off and whacked Enry in the back of the head with a baseball bat. Then I got my henchmen to get rid of the body and get rid of him somewhere near the centre of the Atlantic. I am the new eeeeeevil king of the hill mwahahaha.

[Kev2442]

I use a microwave gun on Cheeseman. He fried. I'm the King.

[Maurice82]

I've build a new hill next to the other hill, so now I'm king of my own hill

[Drummerdude48]

I grab a bulldozer, knock down Maurices new hill and push it on top of Kev on the hill. I am now king of a higher hill!

[EnryGT5]

Drummerdude is happily standing on the hill when suddenly a bulldozer ( the one he used before) rams him brutally together with some trees and other stuff and drops him down the hill, i was driving the bulldozer, i'm the new King of the Strangely Tall Hill

[Cheeseman]

I get the largest digger anybody has ever seen and dig the hill right where Enry is making it unstable and makes it collapse. He is no longer on a hill, I run him over and drive up the other side of the hill. I am now the king of the hill with a cliff on the side!

[Kev2442]

I bury some TNT in the Hill's cliff. Let's blow it up !
Now I'm the King of "the Mesa with falling cheesy bits" !

[UltimateBMWfan]

Jeez, all this violence. I bring in the United Nations and secure everyone. Everyone, dead, maimed, and alive, cheer the platoon as I lead them up. I install a plaque that reads: "This is now the United Nation's property. Any attempt to overrun the United Nations will be met with negotiations. If negotiations fail, the United Nations will have to take defensive action." I'm the new UN Chairman of the Hill.

[Kubastach]

riding in my Pagani Zonda to hill, but in half-way zonda started to burn, i jump out running maniacally to top (cause im on fire) and accidentally puting on fire UltimateBMWfan while extinguishing my self, when he ran down i realized that im new King of the hill

[Kev2442]

I set fire to the local UN building to secure the Hill, and while Kubastach shaked my hand, I electrocuted him with a modified hand buzzer.
No more King of the Hill. Oh wait, I'm the One.

[bgdude24]

I wait for Kev to lower his guard on the hill then sneak up the hill stab him in the back.
MY HILL!!

[Kev2442]

After a long time, I respawn.
This way, bgdude24 won't fear anything.
I build a tiiiny little drone.
It flies to his neck and injects a powerful poison.
He slowly dies in an horrible pain.
This Hill is MINE.

[Lollime]

I give kev the keys to a new Rolls Royce he goes to enjoy his new car and takes it for a drive
but then notices its not a Rolls Royce its a Chinese knockoff the
Geely GE he is now sad. I take the hill

[Lollime]

looks pretty close to a real one.

[Kev2442]

Well actually, it wasn't me, as I'm not really interested in RR, as well as I know the current ones, so I would have seen the difference.
In fact, it was one of those clones I made "just in case"...
So as you thought you were alone, I knocked you out, and got you in a box. Destination : China.
Farewell, Lollime. Welcome back, Hill.