King of the Hill

[salen00b]

I go and steal both of cheeseman's cars and throw them as far as I can. Cheese must go and retrieve them.
That means going down the hill for him and becoming the king of the hill for me!

[Kev2442]

With the help of the 101th Airborne, I proceed to land on the hill while an AC-130 blasts anyone on it. I'm glad I brought a parachute. Or was it a parakeet ?
Now "little pieces of meat" have taken the Hill.

[EnryGT5]

I equip my plasmamotorbicycle (Read page 4) with a snow plow and an Hayabusa engine, along with hellawide tires, then i charge on the hill plowing everyone, i'm the King of the Hill

[Kubboz]

I unscrew a bolt on the mentioned bike, and taunt Enry. He gets on his vehicle of choice, which then breaks into pieces and sents him flying. I'm the king of the hill.

[Kev2442]

I point at a random dude at tell Kubboz this guy says he's the owner of Cossack Motors. As he goes to shut him up, I'm standing as the new monarch.

[EnryGT5]

I sneak behind Kev and slam a wrench on his head, knocking him out, i'm the new King

[Cheeseman]

I do the same... With a wrecking ball (Miley Cyrus free)

The new king of the hill est moo.

[Kev2442]

As I'm slowly recovering, I unleash a bunch of hungry rats. Kev2442 1, Cheeseman 0.

[salen00b]

I go on the hill with a flame thrower with the idea of clearing of the rodents and by doing that I "accidentally" burn kev.
I procede to conquer the hill.

[bullko]

I shout that the new Automation update is here! Salen00b precedes to run with excitement, I therefore claim "King of the Hill".
I sit upon my hill with a gas mask and a 303. rifle. (The gas mask is purely for looks, ha!)

[EnryGT5]

I tell bullko that i got some parts for his Ford XY (Not the pokemon game) waiting for him in my workshop, but right when he walks him the 10.9 cast iron v8 that i hung on the roof falls and squishs him. I'm the New Ultimate Emperor of the Almighty Hill

[Kev2442]

I respawn and I'm getting bored of it. NUKE IT.
I'm the king of what used to be a Hill.

[Kubboz]

Well, I rebuild the hill in the another position. It includes orbital anti-nuke laser. And a garage for a Felicia underground with some machine gun guards shooting trespassers on sight. I become the king of my hill.

[UltimateBMWfan]

Casually stroll up the hill. "HALT! WHO IS THIS!" "Don't worry, I know Kubboz. He told me to take over the hill for him!" I'm the new king of the hill. Sorry Kubby...

[EnryGT5]

I jump in my 280 mph hatchback ( Yes, i built such a monster) and charge towards the hill, i get past the guards so fast they didn't know what that red bolt was and stop near the top, then i come out of the car and push BMWFan off, i'm the King