King of the Hill

[Kubboz]

"Some say his engines can be built with only a block of wood and a screwdriver.
Some say his cars' behavior during crash is what inspired Automation's 2015 track title.
All we know is, he's called Kubby."

With an introduction like this, my already high awesomeness boosted to insane levels and blasted tugaxpro off the hill. I'm the king of the hill.

[EnryGT5]

I equip my bicycle with two AK-47's and a 500 bullet magazine, ride up the hill at full speed and then shoot everybody there. I am the new King of the Hill

[Cheeseman]

I turn up in a 1999 Nissan Skyline R34 GT-R. When he gets to the bottom I surround the hill with petrol, climb the hill a bit, throw the lit match on the petrol, and become king of the hill.

[EnryGT5]

I respawn with a flamethrower powered by Ultimate Unleaded (Because i can't afford Dev Meth) and roast Cheeseman. I'm the King of the Hill

[Cheeseman]

After coming out of hospital I consume a whole lump of cheddar, a huge wheel of edam and some parmesan and become the superhero CHEESEMAN (dah-dah-dah-dah!!!). I remove EnryGT5 from the planet and become the king of the hill forever more. Mwahahaha!

[UltimateBMWfan]

Wearing a UN helmet, I walk along the road built by Kubboz's workers. Everyone claps for me. I'm the King of the hill.

[EnryGT5]

I hijack a space ship and come back to Earth, when i come out i modify my bicycle by adding a 250cc engine, full steel fairing and... a plasma cannon straight from the ship, when i reach the top i run over UltimateBMWFan at 110 mph and destroy Cheeseman with the plasma cannon. I am once again the King of the Hill

[Kubboz]

I respawned. Again. I decided to give a ride Ultimate a ride in a new Cossack. Unfortunately, I kinda crashed at 10 km/h. Good thing is I had an airbag. He, unfortunately, did not. I crawled out of the wrangled wreckage and became a new king of the hill, albeit injured a bit.

[EnryGT5]

I run inside my workshop and take out one of my new prototype cars, people love it so much they make me the new King of the Hill

[Cheeseman]

RESPAWN! I put the least efficient engine in one of the Lystex models, drive up the hill and rev the engine. I run out of fuel immediately, but the amount of carbon dioxide gets into Enry's lungs and kills him. Once the air was clear enough I get out of the car and become the King of the Hill!

[EnryGT5]

Respawn! i run into my workshop and wear the concept armor i built, it's equipped with: Auto Liquid Spraying Device (ALSD), a Nokia 3310, Anti Co2 Filter (ACo2F) and some neat laser rifles. i run on top of the hill, grab Cheeseman and throw him down the hill, he tries to fight back but i laser-rifled him, then i sprayed him with poisoned soda, i'm the new King of the Hill *evil laugh*

[Kubboz]

I impale Enry's with an exhaust pipe, and then run my 10.9 engine. Exhaust amount is amount is high enough not only to poison him (which his filter prevented), but also to squish him with pressure.

[EnryGT5]

I sneak up on Kubboz's Skoda and pull off the handbrake, he runs towards the bottom of the hill to save it, i'm the King of the Hill

[salen00b]

I start dyno testing a new car but forget to attach it with straps. It then goes straight into Enry and keeps going.
While I'm here, I may aswell take the hill.

[Cheeseman]

I destroy a large quantity of LKC 7.4-litre V8 engines. Obviously salen00b has to go and see the extent of the damage, and when he goes and has a look I sneak up the hill and become the supreme monarch of the hill.