King of the Hill

[Cheeseman]

I come up with the angry farmer who land really belongs to and kills the King of Automation, and because nobody lives there he becomes king, but then he gets run over by me in his tractor. I am the new King of the Hill!!

[salen00b]

I drop my Celica from a crane on cheeseman and claim the hill mine.

[Kubboz]

-Pssssss ale n00b - I said in Polish. It roughly meant "pssss what a n00b". I hoped salen00b would appreciate the wordplay. He did.Returning to serious matters, he did his job. I gave him a Cossack 2200 CTE for taking the hill for me and let him go. I'm the king of the hill.

[Noxan9]

*Signals the Spartan-117* Master Chief clears the hill of all living things, but my plan backfired, as Master Chief went all rampage.. Master Chief is now the new king of the hill

[Killrob]

But then Master Chief gets hungry, and my hired super-tag-team consisting of Master Chef and Cooking Mama cook the best smelling food ever (spiced up with a bit of Polonium, for good measure). Master Chief cannot withstand Master Chef, and runs down the hill, while Killrob rides his bike up the slope to take the spot.

[salen00b]

I sneak up the hill without killrob noticing me and I push him down the extremely steep part of the hill.
While I'm at the top of the hill, I declare myself king of the hill.

[Cheeseman]

I get fed up and nuke the area from a safe distance. I declare myself King of the hill as well as the area around it.

[DerpinEngineer]

I drive a ferrari 250 california saying "Cheeseman! I got a present!". Cheeseman runs down, while I run up, putting my flag there. I am the new king of the hill.

[UltimateBMWfan]

"Want some candy DerpinEngineer?" "What type?" "Mentos." "DEAL!" I'm the new king of the hill...

[Kubboz]

I told BMWFan that new testers always have to listen to the one that were already in beta. I then ordered him to give the hill to me. He obliged. I'm the new king of the hill.

[Lefialga]

i call the A-team for conquer the Hill for me, i'm the new king of the hill

[Cheeseman]

I don't want the hill anymore, I have a Ferrari 250 California! But then I realise I can sell the car for £10,000,000 so I could easily afford to get people off the hill, buy the land and live off of the rest of the money. So I did, and it worked. I am in the new king and owner of the hill!!

[Kubboz]

I buy it off with Cossack Motors funds. Well, there still is Team A to be disposed. After all, Cheeseman did not explicitly get rid of them. I call Mr. Rogers to diss Mr. T and his pals into submission. His lines worked, Team A got the f**k outta MY neighborhood and I could be the new king of the hill.

[UltimateBMWfan]

"Kubby, there's a bug with the Beta version!" "Damn. I'll go fix it." I'm the new king of the hill.

[tugaxpto]

I drive by with a BMW - Zambony prototype and instantly catch UltimateBMWFan's attention, then he say's: "I MUST HAVE THIS!" and comes running down the hill.

I'm the new king of the hill!