King of the Hill

[Cheeseman]

Ferraris come from a nation were fascism once ruled the country. I believe it should be reestablished. Sounds good enough? Good, now move! My hill

[rileybanks]

The people don't like fascism. COMMUNIST REVOLUTION!!!!

[EnryGT5]

The people don't like communism either, so they protest until Riley surrenders to decadent capitalism. The people's hill!

[rileybanks]

I work my way up the political ranks and turn the hill into an empire. 12ft titanium walls with armed guards. All revolutionaries are executed. Your move.

[titleguy1]

I drop a nuke on it. I build a hill on top of the old hill. I place a flag that says "t(o-ot)" I a the king of the hill.

[Leonardo9613]

I call the UN for anti-nuclear weapons, they take you to jail for nuking so many times the hill. There they give the special, human-rights compliant, torture.

I build a bunker on top of the hill and rule it!

[Jakgoe]

In Soviet Russia, hill go on top of bunker. I am now king!

[rileybanks]

"Sorry Jakgoe, the USSR has dissipated."
As he walks away, stunned by the revalation, I declare myself king of the hill.
EDIT: I still have the bunker.

[titleguy1]

I tell riley, "OMG GUESS WHAT YOU JUST WON A SPCIAL EDITION (year) 6969 FERRARI LAFERRARI LAAAAFERRARI LALALALALLALALLLALLALAALLFERRRRRRARIIIIIII"
I am the king of the hill.

[rileybanks]

I reply, "This trick has been used before. Don't even try it."
I am King Of The Hill.
How did you find the bunker?!

[Leonardo9613]

I built the bunker, so I know where the air entry is. And I also know, I forgot to add any sort of filters, lethal gas released. You know were this is going.

I, therefore, declare myself Dictator of the Hill!

[Hermann95]

Looks like i have to start another revolution to become king of the Hill.
This will now be the second republic of the Hill and i'm the first president, like i was in the first republic

[strop]

Thanks to the toxic seepage from the lethal gas, the water runoff in the nearby river is poisoned and causes many deaths due to its effects on the local fishing industry downstream. Leo is indicted for environmental crimes and sentenced to several years jail.

Meanwhile, the revolution is a rousing success as nobody was there to defend it. Unfortunately, looks like Hermann didn't get the memo, and was poisoned.

I have declared an emergency and have rezoned the hill under remote administration. I am now Administrator of the hill.

[Jakgoe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, administrator this, dictator that, whatever.

Stroppy boy, I've got a surprise for you.



Oh, by the way, you are free Leo!
Now step this way towards the firing squad.

I'm king now!

[strop]

I weep at the lifelike rendition. What an artistic masterpiece that has been posted.

Hope you enjoy wearing a grade 5 hazmat suit if you plan to actually inhabit the hill

I have no current plans to rule the hill. I think that radish was off and gave me gastro...