Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:35 am by VicVictory
Well, about a year ago I had an elderly driver coming at me head-on the wrong way down a divided two-way road. I swerved away from her pretty easily, and when the road allowed, flipped around, and got her info to report her to the police. (My report wasn't so much as "Guess what this crazy ancient B just did, go hunt her down and arrest her" and more of a "Someone might want to make contact with her/her family and let them know that they should re-consider whether or not it's wise to let her have the keys anymore.")
But that wasn't as scary as what the flipping State Patrol caused me to do when I was 19. Barely had my license more than 3 years. I was heading up I-5 (divided freeway, 4 lanes each way) in the carpool lane after having picked up my girlfriend (now wife). Going along minding my own business I see a trooper in one of the pulloffs on the left side, set as a speed trap. I look down for just a second to see how fast I was going (a little over, but nothing that they'd pull me over for). When I look up, the trooper is pulling into my lane with his lights on, going after someone else, and I don't have time to stop. Either he didn't see me or didn't give a rat's ass. So I start to pull into the lane next to me and there's a car there, so I have to do a horrible combination of panic braking and steering. Well, one of the rear drums on my stupid Geo Storm (Isuzu Impulse for everyone else) decides to grab a hair late, sending me into a full on spin. I ended up letting it flip around and recovered it after slightly more than a 360 degree spin. I had dropped from 60-ish to about 20, and there was traffic bearing down on me fast, so I popped into to 2nd and threw the hammer down. 1.6 liters of SOHC Japanese fury screamed in pain, but managed... just barely... to pull me out of the way of the 3/4 ton truck behind me.
Best part: I managed not to soil myself.