King of the Hill

[Kubastach]

I use Bitcoins to buy hill from Jakgoe. Hill is mine (also, it's value doubled).

[Kubboz]

-Zejdż z tej góry, zrób miejsce dla prawdziwego kozaka! - I say. Kubastach, surprised by hearing (reading?) the native language, slips and falls of the hill. I am the king of the hill.

[Pleb]

I send Kubby to some Manx lessons (My country's language).

After the lessons, he is able to read this: Yn ree noa. (I am King.)

[Jakgoe]

I remind Pleb to stop imagining that he owns a country, and that he also does not own the hill... I do.

[Absurdist]

Under a local By-Law the hill can not technically be "owned" under the regional hillside protection agreement. The squatter Jakgoe is removed by police.

I am the regional manager for parks and hills. My Hill!

[EnryGT5]

I land on Absurdist with an helicopter My Hill LOL

[Jakgoe]

I sabotage the tail rotor of EnryGT5's helicopter. The next time he takes off in it, he goes flying into an uncontrollable death spin, and crashes in a rather large fireball.

My hill.

[EnryGT5]

Unluckily the fireball sets the hill's vegetation on fire, forcing Jakgoe to flee, my remains claim the hill!

[Jakgoe]

Since Absurdist is the regional manager for parks and hills, he was held responsible for the overgrowth of flammable vegetation on the hill. After being tried for manslaughter, he decided to kill EnryGT5 before he went off to prison to serve his life sentence.

No one is king of the hill.

[EnryGT5]

I walk up the hill and plant my flag, My hill

[Pleb]

I take the Three Legs of Man from the Isle of Man flag and throw them like a shuriken at Enry's face. He falls down the hill, clutching his face as a result.

I am now King!

[Jakgoe]

I show Pleb the Isle of Man flag without the legs, and he is shocked. While he runs off to get the legs and put them back on the flag, I claim the hill.

I am now the king.

[Kubastach]

I make game... it's so terrible that everybody run away in terror...
My hill!

[Pleb]

I ask Kubastach to check out Francismotors' game. He sees that Francismotors is way worse than his own, and goes to laugh at Francismotors.

In the meantime, I claim the hill!

[EnryGT5]

I catch Pleb with my net then throw him in my pockets, I'm the Hill Mayor now! (this was not an Animal Crossing reference)