King of the Hill

[WizzyThaMan]

I the act, Enry blows up his car engine and send iron particles through his own body. I walk up the hill and claim it. My hill!

[OCAdam]

A unicorn fixes the so-called permanent damage to my body and teleports Wizzy 3 miles away from the hill (including 1 mile vertically), leaving me to reclaim the hill. King!

[Jakgoe]

I make fun of Adam for having the "sport" version of the Honda Fit. As he contemplates his options for a nicer car, I push him off the hill.

[OCAdam]

I drive back up the hill in my Fit still, yelling "PADDLE SHIFTEEEEEERRRRSSS!" and knock Jakgoe off the hill and reclaim it. And then research the amount of time it's gonna take to get the money and parts to get a Corvette C5 and the kit to a Factory Five GTM Gen 2.

[Pleb]

I decide to help Ada out with his new car, and drop a Corvette C5 onto the hill. Unfortunately, it lands on his head, burying him.

I take the hill, and the Corvette for myself. My hill!

[Jakgoe]

I challenge pleb to a drag race for the ownership of the hill. I beat the underpowered C5 with my C7 Z06.

I am now king!

[OCAdam]

I realize that drag race meant Jakgoe had to leave the hill. During the time of the drag race, I unburyed myself. King!

[WizzyThaMan]

I bury Adam again, and Jakgoe crashes because of too much torque, sending him into a wall. My Hill

[Pleb]

Pieces of Jakgoe's C7 fly off the wall from the impact of the crash, hitting Wizzy. Before he has a chance to regain his focus, I push him off the hill.
Mine!

[Jakgoe]

Since the C7 is made mostly from plastic, Wizzy is not very hurt, and is able to regain the hill.

[OCAdam]

I give up on digging myself out, and instead build an entire bunker under the hill. After making some popcorn, I launch a missile that manages to snag on Wizzy's shirt, pulling him along up into a suborbital trajectory. pleb still has the hill. I have the bunker.

[WizzyThaMan]

The missile gets a computer failure and falls back to earth. Jakgoe notices and flies an airplane next to me. He jumps out, grabs me off the missile and parachutes us down. The missile lands on the bunker killing Adam and destroying the bunker. Jakgoe and I land on the hill, bludgeon pleb to death and I thank Jakgoe for the help and let him take it.

[Jakgoe]

Thanks Wizzy! I now reinforce the hill with land mines and automated rocket turrets.

[Pleb]

I duck down and poke my grenade launcher through an open window. I shoot it at the hill. The explosion sets off the mines, annihilating the hill and everything on it.

I rebuild the hill and declare myself king!

[WizzyThaMan]

One landmine however, failed to go off. As soon as pleb stands on top of the hill, it goes off and blows his legs off. Poor pleb cries for his mother and then bleeds to death. (He is going to have nightmares about that one! ) I walk up and claim the hill!