Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:40 pm
The Family Christmas Adventure!
It's Christmas. God dammit, it's Christmas. I hate Christmas.
Remember your Great Nana Pearl? The one you haven't seen in 15 years because she smells like moth balls and cat piss? Sure you do.
Remember all the fun you had in her one bedroom town home sitting on that 50 year old, plastic-wrapped couch and watching that 10-inch black and white TV that's even older, yet somehow, magically, still works? Of course you do.
What about that her dog? The one that resembled a cross between a half-dead rat and three pounds of computer dust? Yeah, the one you're pretty was pronounced dead upon its birth, but it was too fucking stupid to figure it out? Or how it looked like the vet took it ever so gently by the scruff of its neck and repeatedly bashed its face into a cast-iron skillet? Don't lie... You know you miss it.
Well, guess what? She's 97!. And for you and everyone else she sired, it's time to wrangle the youngins, Tetris the car two suit-cases passed full, brim the tank, and make that long ass trek to Havre Montana... from Las Angeles for the party. Why? Because driving that distance is somehow cheaper than flying, and because if you don't the Christmas spirit will rape you from now until the day you die.
So, being that I thoroughly enjoy RP, that's what this will entail. Create me a character, create me a family (if you want) and create me a car. I will create the route for you, and you just have to drive it.
Rules:
I car not for what kind of car you have, or how expensive it is.
I don't car if it has 3000 HP. I don't care if it travels the whole distance sideways and on fire.
I just want a whole hell of a lot of people in this race. No one wins and no one loses.
Just make a car that can hold a minimum of two people and enough shit to hold all of you for 20 hours of driving and a week long stay in hell.
Every entry is a member of the family. So lets have us a Christmas party.
Since the trip takes 20 hours real time, I'm going to say it's going to take three days to get there. After everyone has submitted their cars, we'll start the race. Every 5 hours of driving will be seen as one day.
Start submitting now!
Remember your Great Nana Pearl? The one you haven't seen in 15 years because she smells like moth balls and cat piss? Sure you do.
Remember all the fun you had in her one bedroom town home sitting on that 50 year old, plastic-wrapped couch and watching that 10-inch black and white TV that's even older, yet somehow, magically, still works? Of course you do.
What about that her dog? The one that resembled a cross between a half-dead rat and three pounds of computer dust? Yeah, the one you're pretty was pronounced dead upon its birth, but it was too fucking stupid to figure it out? Or how it looked like the vet took it ever so gently by the scruff of its neck and repeatedly bashed its face into a cast-iron skillet? Don't lie... You know you miss it.
Well, guess what? She's 97!. And for you and everyone else she sired, it's time to wrangle the youngins, Tetris the car two suit-cases passed full, brim the tank, and make that long ass trek to Havre Montana... from Las Angeles for the party. Why? Because driving that distance is somehow cheaper than flying, and because if you don't the Christmas spirit will rape you from now until the day you die.
So, being that I thoroughly enjoy RP, that's what this will entail. Create me a character, create me a family (if you want) and create me a car. I will create the route for you, and you just have to drive it.
Rules:
I car not for what kind of car you have, or how expensive it is.
I don't car if it has 3000 HP. I don't care if it travels the whole distance sideways and on fire.
I just want a whole hell of a lot of people in this race. No one wins and no one loses.
Just make a car that can hold a minimum of two people and enough shit to hold all of you for 20 hours of driving and a week long stay in hell.
Every entry is a member of the family. So lets have us a Christmas party.
Since the trip takes 20 hours real time, I'm going to say it's going to take three days to get there. After everyone has submitted their cars, we'll start the race. Every 5 hours of driving will be seen as one day.
Start submitting now!
