Barely Street Legal League [SURVEY ON PAGE 70]

[nialloftara]

Do I quality as boy scout or a little bit loose? Hmm I might have to tom cruise my way around gambon to lend some more crazy to my name.

[strop]

I can't imagine Niall being anything less than a little loose. I should ask people to self-rate on a Madness scale from 1-10 EDIT: here's a working list, the numbers I've guessed but haven't confirmed are highlighted.

Boy scout: 1-2 Slightly loose cannon: 3-5 Party animal: 6-9 Completely bonkers: 10+

Leonardo Baltazar: 1
Riley Banks: 1
Pleb: 2
Enry: 2
Matt (HighOctaneLove): 2
Kai: 2
Noah: 2
Strop: 3
Tom: 3
Niall: 3
Jack: 3
Hannah: 4
Seba: 4
Kristina: 5
Tesla: 7
8bs: 8
Rayyan: 9
Sam: 9
Vos: >9000
Reece: >9000

This of course relates to off-track behaviour, after all, when it comes to driving, everybody here is completely mad!

[Manche]

I give FMU's Heir a 4 it takes special people to make a Buckingham guard abandon his post and make him need a fresh set of trousers.

and was able to give Shithead Clarkson a Death Stare thet would terrify Luigi

[TheTom]

I would probably rate myself 3

[VosNox]

I think Reece and I both qualify for a solid >9000.

[Kubboz]

[ooc: I think 3 on the madness scale would be appropiate.

For the record, the answer to Clarkson's opener question was "Well, there is no problem a hammer cannot fix, is there?", which was an answer Jezza would probably understand. He did not take a drive in his Felicia, since Hamster got to her first, and Clarkson decided to go to Leonardo.

After the Leo's estate incident, Jack got himself a taste of some British cuisine. And after the lunch, he handed the keys to Stig. "Treat her well."

[EnryGT5]

I think Enry is one of the "boy scouts" being the calm and tolerant CEO of a company known for making mostly sensible and reliable cars, but he too has a little spark of crazy inside him, that's the reason why he joined this. Madness scale: around 1.5-2

[nialloftara]

Niall is a 3 on average, despite these extravagant and insane cars he enjoys building for challenges his company and mindset are about reliable long lasting cars.

[07CobaltGirl]

Considering everything, your existence is actually rather refreshing. I think the breakdown of characters here is approximately as follows:

Boy scouts: 5
A little bit loose: 13
Party animals: 8
Completely bonkers: 2

[OOC]
I am totally Scout material!!!

[BIC] Kristina watched the TG cast arrive. One of her favorite shows, despite Captain Slow and Clarkson being a part of it. Her car would not impress either of them. It was American built. In fact, it would downright soil both of their pants by Willson. Richard, on the other hand, was her car's type, though he wouldn't recognize it until he drove it. It was an American car which he loved. It was a supercar engine tuned beyond belief and turbocharged. And it was virtually undrivable! After the segments were completed, she approached him.

"I love you!," she exclaimed. "I apreciate your own skill evaluation. Your infantile disregard for obvious danger until it finally presents itself. And you're just plain beautiful." She pulled him to her, layed a kiss on him so his wife would be jealous, and then tossed him over her shoulder in a Fireman's Carry. Of course he screamed about her being a crazy bitch while kicking his feet and flailing his arms about wildly. She took him to the drivers seat of the E30 and dropped him into the seat. "I'm going to pay you to drive this thing like you stole it. No cameras. No commentary. Of course that is entirely your choice."

The Hamster looked up at the dirty blonde, still clad in full leathers and combat boots. "Who in the bloody hell are you? And what do you mean, 'Pay me'?"

"I am Kristina Swanson, the owner of Swanson Motorsports Engineering in Atlanta, Georgia. I built this beast you're sitting in." She smirked. His eyes actually got wider, if that were even possible. "I am offering you 100k€ to make 15 laps on this. Start slow and learn the car. Every sequential lap has to be faster or you'll only get 1k€ and it will be over. What do you say?"

Richard looked her as if she were mad (which she was), thought a moment, and began to reply. As he started to speak, Clarkson spoke up instead. "You've GOT to do it, and on camera!" A classic Clarkson shit-eating grin followed. Hamster agreed, and they all laughed.

[OOC] I will finish this in a bit. Feeling a little rough and attempting this on an iPhone, which took a little over an hour.

[rileybanks]

I think Enry is one of the "boy scouts" being the calm and tolerant CEO of a company known for making mostly sensible and reliable cars, but he too has a little spark of crazy inside him, that's the reason why he joined this. Madness scale: around 1.5-2

Ditto.
I just wanted to test my new car against the crazy that is everyone else.

[Leonardo9613]

I think Enry is one of the "boy scouts" being the calm and tolerant CEO of a company known for making mostly sensible and reliable cars, but he too has a little spark of crazy inside him, that's the reason why he joined this. Madness scale: around 1.5-2

Ditto.
I just wanted to test my new car against the crazy that is everyone else.

Couldn't have put it better myself. I had forgotten about this competitions, then I saw Pleb's stream in which he made his car. I decided to do a more powerful engine, after that I quickly built a car around it. I chose the estate body because I never thought I'd do as well as this is going. I am not the most prolific writer, so I didn't join the role-playing part. And thinking about it, I'd make a pretty Mansell character of myself, ie incredibly dull, without all the imagination flourishes that you guys write here.

[Manche]

(IC) Offered the keys to Hamster and May and pretended Jezza wasnt there

And strop.. in case you need it S.M.III is a meduim complexion man of 1.77 M height and he looks like a mediterranean person... except he sports a full beard dark blonde hair... and loves sportcoats if such coats are flamboyant much better

[8bs]

Delighted to see the 3 elders from the best show....in the world.... i went for a handshake.

- "What in the name of all it's holy, is that?? (asked Clarkson)

My car (i answered). Testis!

-"U called your car testis? (asked Clarkson)

What kind off sick person are u? (asked James)

- "Oh God, and it gets even worse! (Hammond laughing.)

- "Are u a drunk person? And what's that smell?? (Asked James...)

After all, they spotted my collection of Gin bottles, and my collection of insects, bugs, beetles, and whatever was crunchy and tasteful found in the road, in the roaster. After explained to them that "those" were going to be my lunch, we went for a toast!

Cheers!

And all 4 of us made an ugly terrible face, as the Gin went down in our throats!

[TheTom]

Seeing the Brimstone, Clarkson asked "Is this just another silly hot hatch with 300+hp?" - "Well, it's got a lot more power than that", Tom said. - "So you mean 400hp or more in that thing? From an austrian car company i've never heard of?" - "Well, you'll remember our company till the end of time after driving this one, i can guarantee that", Tom answered with a self confident smile on his face as he handed Clarkson the keys. "Relax, it's just another hot hatch, only a little bit faster than the others. It'll be a walk in the park", Clarkson said as he went over to the car and got into it. "Where do i turn the traction control off?" - "There's no such thing in this car", Tom said with a grin on his face that grew wider when Jeremy mumbled "can't be that bad then" before closing the door.
Leaving the longest black lines and the biggest cloud of smoke in the history of Top Gear (yet), Clarkson went for a drive in the super-powered RWD Brimstone. May and Hammond just stood there with their mouths wide open as they couldn't believe that a hatchback could ever be this powerful. Clarkson returned with an extraordinarily pale face and wet pants. The sight said more than even Jeremy could ever say. Also, it now smelled terrible inside the Brimstone. Noticing that, Tom said "well... you're gonna clean this, and make sure it doesn't smell like this any more".

[strop]

@thetom: having seen that pants wetting performance, Hamster just HAD to have a go.

@8bs: FINALLY, THE PUNCHLINE IS DELIVERED. Only took 5 rounds for someone to make mention of your awful naming choices

@kristina: were you being sarcastic when you ranked yourself boy scout? Because that definitely earns you madness points!