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KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:34 pm
by kalsylum
Introducing the "Truly Gasmean" performance coupe by KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision; what a name), the Brawler. Relive the good 'ol days when fuel economy means shit and the tailpipe emission kills your braincells. Who cares when you can buy an affordable aggressively retro-inspired coupe with rrrrreal muscle. Shoving ridiculously high displacement engine on a coupe never felt this good!

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Shown above, G Trim starting at $26,800.

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Powered by rrrreal Gasmean Muscle, the 488 CID (8.0 L) workhorse produces 422 HP @5000 RPM and 649 Nm @2800 (lol). Only milk and juices came in 1-2 liters and those things are for Archanans and Fruinians. No forced induction because this workhorse breathes fresh Gasmean air, not some scavenged dirty exhaust circulated air.

Claim your superiority now at your nearest Gasmean KRAP showrooms!

Available trims:
G trim
The base model. 18 inch steel rims, vented 2 piston rear and front, premium interior, standard entertainment, power steering, ABS, traction control, vehicle stability assist, standard safety, coil spring with gas mono-tube damper and semi-active sway bars.

G trim with i-Shift 6 speed manual transmission $26,800
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G trim with i-Laazii 6 speed automatic transmission $28,100
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V trim
Added front lips, rear wing, 20 inch alloy rims, vented 3 piston front, vented 2 piston rear, fully clad undertray, higher quality premium interior & entertainment, power steering, ABS, traction control, vehicle stability assist, launch control, standard safety, coil spring with adaptive damper and active sway bars, sport tuned suspension.

V trim with i-Shift 6 speed manual transmission $32,700
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V trim with i-Laazii 6 speed automatic transmission $34,400
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Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:15 pm
by Microwave
"Hey. What car do you drive?"
"Oh, I drive a KRAP car"
Yeah... You couldn't have thought of a better name? :lol: :lol:

Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:39 pm
by oppositelock
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Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:42 pm
by kalsylum
Microwave wrote:"Hey. What car do you drive?"
"Oh, I drive a KRAP car"
Yeah... You couldn't have thought of a better name? :lol: :lol:


Everybody is so serious here. I decided to drop in a little fun.

Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:30 pm
by Oskiinus
This car is a Krap.

Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:52 pm
by strop
Well, it certainly looks the part of a retro pony/muscle car. I cringe at the EFI though, you could say your engine makes serious output for such a rate limiting factor!

Funny part: I wouldn't be surprised if, as far as pony car standards go, this is actually not a KRAP car, but a rather good car. It probable even almost makes 16mpg :lol:

Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:56 pm
by Microwave
OH, I didn't actually read the post so I didn't pick up on the joke lmao
In all seriousness, the car body actually looks really nice tho :lol:

Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:11 pm
by kalsylum
strop wrote:Well, it certainly looks the part of a retro pony/muscle car. I cringe at the EFI though, you could say your engine makes serious output for such a rate limiting factor!

Funny part: I wouldn't be surprised if, as far as pony car standards go, this is actually not a KRAP car, but a rather good car. It probable even almost makes 16mpg :lol:


Oh darn it. Even it is fail at being KRAP.

It's 17.9 mpg if I remembered correctly. I forgot to post the stats in car designer. I'll post later. The EFI is the part of being truly KRAP.

Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:50 pm
by YugoSpy
The car looks quite good but you should consider increasing the redline of the engine a bit past peak power

Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 5:08 am
by kalsylum
Stats are added to first post. More numbers too look at!

YugoSpy wrote:The car looks quite good but you should consider increasing the redline of the engine a bit past peak power


Suggestion taken. On the next gen of KRAP Brawler, We are planning to add forged piston and direct injection so our engine produces less CO2 but more harmful particles because what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:33 pm
by DoctorNarfy
Making an effort for an 8 liter engine to pump out less emissions is like putting iceberg lettuce on a quarter pounder to make it healthier. I love how American this car is though. It should come as standard with a cowboy hat ;)

Re: KRAP (Kalsylum Reliable Auto Precision) Brawler

PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:53 pm
by kalsylum
DoctorNarfy wrote:Making an effort for an 8 liter engine to pump out less emissions is like putting iceberg lettuce on a quarter pounder to make it healthier. I love how American this car is though. It should come as standard with a cowboy hat ;)


It's Gasmean ;) could have the option for limited edition cow horns bull bar released at Gasmean independence day.