Patriot Motor Force - 1989 BLACK EAGLE !!!

[TurboJ]

[spoiler]maybe even a little homo.[/spoiler]

...erm....?

[BobLoblaw]

Three questions:

1: What is the fuel economy (chuckle) of these beasts?

2: What kind of fuel are you running?

What kind of sticker price am I looking at?

Looks like my Petoskey Montauk needs some improvement.

[TurboJ]

Three questions:

1: What is the fuel economy (chuckle) of these beasts?

2: What kind of fuel are you running?

What kind of sticker price am I looking at?

Looks like my Petoskey Montauk needs some improvement.

1. At Patriot Motor Force, all our models have the same exact fuel consumption: 100%. What you put in, it will spend, usually rather quickly. If you seriously want to know, the '76 Renegade does ~7.5 US MPG... The new cars are better but not massively so

2. 98 octane on all models. We'd like to run race fuel but the government hasn't answered to our demands for a nation-wide delivery network

3. I don't really use the in-game cost system as it puts too small price tags on exotics. The '76 Renegade would sell for approximately 3xCorvette money, the '16 Jetfighter would be 2.2 million USD which is ~20% cheaper than the new Bugatti Chiron.

[BobLoblaw]

You've definitely inspired my desire to go insane with some designs of my own.

[TurboJ]

You've definitely inspired my desire to go insane with some designs of my own.

Here we go...Madness spreading...Resistance GROWING STRONGER!! PETROL FUMES....BIG BLOCKS!! TURBOSSS!!!!!!

[findRED19]

Did you get ideas from my crazy experiment? The Franken Monsta If so, I am glad to fuel the chaos!

(and I finished the story about March 2nd, before the first Patriot Motor Force post!)

[SkylineFTW97]

By chance, are twin chainguns and exhaust mounted flamethrowers options? Because if so, I've got a B-52 with $3.5 million on board waiting to conduct a bombing run over your showroom.

[TurboJ]

By chance, are twin chainguns and exhaust mounted flamethrowers options? Because if so, I've got a B-52 with $3.5 million on board waiting to conduct a bombing run over your showroom.

You are not the first one to ask. But we aren't....allowed....to offer those options. Sorry for the inconvenience. (Unofficially some of our partners may be able to help you though)

[TurboJ]

Did you get ideas from my crazy experiment? The Franken Monsta If so, I am glad to fuel the chaos!

(and I finished the story about March 2nd, before the first Patriot Motor Force post!)

Wow! Somehow I didn't see that car before! But we love it! So glad to see more people are fighting in the resistance army! Good luck to your efforts, may the hippies fall!

[Madrias]

Not too bad! I kinda like what you've done with that design.

[TurboJ]

Not too bad! I kinda like what you've done with that design.

Thanks! It's a fine line between complete lunacy and semi-realism here... Sometimes it goes completely haywire, sometimes something cool may be created. Until it blows up

[TurboJ]

1982.


LEADED FUEL IS BANNED !!!



Sherman is back in hospital. He simply could not cope with the news when leaded fuel went outlaw.
Police caught him when he was out hoarding the last tanks of premium 98, and he's now back in his "hippie jacket".
Meanwhile, his friends at Patriot continue working. They know the fight is still not over. They will survive. And they
will build a car that is going to CURE Sherman.

The new car has to run on 91-octane. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! But it must be done. And the car needs to be cheaper and
easier to build than the Renegade. Money from Sherman's dad is running out and the old man is in no shape to rob any
more banks due to his age. The next car will have to make sense financially.

Mike comes up with the idea of a strong but simple spaceframe chassis that requires no special tools to fabricate.

Carl sets out to build a smaller, lighter aluminum body. It will have fewer angled panels to make building easier.

When our friends visit Sherman at the hospital, he can only utter out: "GNNN....HHRRRR.... BIGGG BLOCKKKK !!!!"

So then our heroes come up with a cunning plan. They will use a 427 L88 alloy-head engine to reduce weight. They
will fit electronic fuel injection to cope with the low quality fuel. And they will convert the TH400 3-speed automatic
to manual shift for added sportiness. Ball bearing center sections are used in the turbos. So the plans are laid, and for
the 1982 model year the next PATRIOT automobile is ready for battle:













The fight goes on. One night in the hospital Sherman Bravado has a vision. A supercar with wings. And an eagle screams, and covers him with its wings....

[DeusExMackia]

It's named after a missile.

Sold.

[Awildgermanappears]

Meanwhile, at IMP...

[squidhead]

In a world where government pinko liberal douchebags outlaw the nectar of the petrol gods, a force rises to battle the injustice. Be part of the resistance as Patriot Motor Force unleashes hell and fire and HELLFIRE upon the prematurely celebrating axis of evil. Girls will swoon, Rodders will thumbs up, Patriots will approve as you cruise down the streets raining your unchallengable wrath upon the uninitiated with the 1982 HELLFIRE. Feel the power as you shift gears manually in an automatic. It's as if you're shaking hands with God himself, but he's wearing boxing gloves. Take control of this electronically controlled beast of the future, and show that electronics will conquer the planet, as soon as they develop independent thought. The heaven is gone, but the pits of hell have come up with a solution - the 1982 HELLFIRE... FIRE... AT WILL.

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