Horrible Cars Designs Inc. Presents...

[Raticon]

Two looks at the "Stradivarius" coming right up, one that shows the awful disproportions of the side view and another close look at the front as it's running you over.

Alien intervention or the works of a lunatic wizard made sure that the proportions of the "Stradivarius" was forever doomed to imperfection.

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Next up, the front. If not horribly disproportionate it would work quite well i must say. Too bad for the owner it doesn't have capacity for Xenon-lights. The word "Floodlights" just got a new meaning bro!

The lights on the "Stradivarius", while not only making you completely insane when changing bulbs every day since there is 16 of them, all serially wired together like a christmas tree: One goes out, the rest won't work, it also has the nice feature of using the latest in Mining-capacity bulbs severely adding heat to the engine compartment together with that grille, woefully inadequate for any cooling whatsoever, makes sure you'll be good friends with every mechanic on the continent! Bumber is made from tungsten, can be sharpened for maximum damage to other cars if in an accident.

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Don't forget to watch the front page as i'm about to present the "Sportish" coupé!

[Juno8]

All your cars need is a quite crappy Inline 3 engine with less power than a microwave!

[Juno8]

Okay heres a car for you see what you can say about how HORRIBLE it is xD

[Raticon]

Okay heres a car for you see what you can say about how HORRIBLE it is xD

Yeah it was pretty nasty allright, made me a little sick and disoriented but still it was cool in some way, like it's the Bastard child between a Camaro and a lamp-shop.
Decent job, but you try too hard. Just let the worst parts of you design a car and you'll be allright .

A safe and reasonable station-wagon is designed with the brain.
A sporty, sleek coupé is designed with the heart
I design my cars using only the butt.

[JussiE]

You'll need a nuclear reactor to be able to use that much bulbs in your car!

Great job with these designs and the sales texts really made me laugh alot!

[Juno8]

Come on be harsh and sadistic I aint laughing now I give you free permission to call it yours if you want I dont mind

[dervectra]

hi

this reminds me on the Family Truckster ^^

Does erveryone now them From the Movie National Lampoon's Vacation





Cheers
Martin

[Juno8]

its cool I did the "WHAT THE F*CK am I doing" to the extreme there xD

[Raticon]

hi

this reminds me on the Family Truckster ^^

Does erveryone now them From the Movie National Lampoon's Vacation

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Cheers
Martin

Yeah i commented on that on the "Stradivarius" . It's funny because i would like to have one IRL! haha!