Canyonero

[thecarlover]

I present the 1999 Canyonero F-Series, as seen in The Simpsons!





Edit: market stats added

[Microwave]

Perhaps a little too overpowered, but A* for effort.
(Maybe this should be moved to car replicas...?)

[nialloftara]

Also way under weight, only 2500 kilos?

[thecarlover]

I unfortunately couldn't get a body that was two lanes wide and twelve yards long. And nothing close to 65 tons As for the engine, I figured the biggest most gas guzzling V8 would do. It gets half the mileage of a Hummer, and that's what the Canyonero is about.

[nialloftara]

Canyoneroooo!

[kalsylum]

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of american pride! Canyonerooooo!

[Manche]

how does it fare in the market?

[thecarlover]

Its best market is premium offroad, and I think it's got a score in the 80s in there. I'll post a screenshot of that.

[ArnRno]

Fuel mileage is waaaay too good.

Remember when Ranier Wolfcastle was asked the mpgs?

"One highway, zero city."

[thecarlover]

I don't remember that, but it doesn't surprise me. I could probably tweak the engine to make the mileage worse... 5.2 mpg is the worst I could make without sacrificing performance or being unrealistic for a late 90s engine (carburetors were phased out by the mid 90s). I know the 2014 hybrid model gets 11 mpg

[TrackpadUser]

Fuel mileage is waaaay too good.

Remember when Ranier Wolfcastle was asked the mpgs?

"One highway, zero city."

That wasn't the Canyonero, that was his hummer like truck.