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Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:33 pmby applepi66
Post any car jokes that you know. The cornier, the better!
I'll start it off:
What do you get when you put a pair of small block heads in a blender?
A valve float!
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:37 pmby xABSOLUTIONx
What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?
Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:34 pmby WizzyThaMan
Do you know what BMW stands for?
Bauer Mest Wagen (german for farmer shit car)
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:48 amby Maurice82
Too bad the Dutch ones don't translate to English
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 1:34 amby WizzyThaMan
Like VOLVO? Vele Onderdelen Liggen Verder Op? (Many parts lie further ahead)
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:01 amby nialloftara
My friend bought a '14 Jeep Wrangler, and he told me what JEEP stood for. "Just Empty Every Pocket"
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:19 amby harizvet1
STI stand for sexually transmitted infections.
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:22 amby Jakgoe
FIAT - (Fix It Again, Tony)
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:16 amby adamd
If we're getting onto abbreviations, Ford - Fix or repair daily.
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:24 amby Kev2442
You heard about the new Lada anti-theft system ?
They made the logo bigger.
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:41 amby Noporian
AUDI
Always
Under
Douchebags
Influence
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:49 amby Jakgoe
"One gas cap for a Yugo?"
"Sure, seems like a fair trade."
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:57 amby gt1cooper
You gonna take that Ram PowerWagon/Raptor/Ram runner through the mud?
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 8:14 amby WizzyThaMan
We call Lada's East-European Ferrari's
Re: Car Jokes (Because why not?)
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 8:23 amby 07CobaltGirl
adamd wrote:If we're getting onto abbreviations, Ford - Fix or repair daily.
This is only one of the FORD acronyms.
"Found On Road Dead" was my father's favorite.
Of course, there's also "Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge".
And then, "First On Race Day" for those Blue Ovalites out there.