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Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:14 pm**

NSFW-ish!!!

Alright so I got inspired by something I saw on the internet... I personally think this one was really good:

She might be ugly, but she is dependable I just really LOL'd
What can you come up with? Officially opened! Gimme your best!

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:15 pm**

That I have one. (Or three for that matter!)

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:48 pm**

I don't have a girlfriend but can i say what i can't do with crush?

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:56 pm**

Hop right in guys she fits 4

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:01 pm**

::facepalm::

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:04 pm**

Probably also that I spent all morning trying to get sparks to come out of her. That's not something you should try with people.. >.>

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:59 pm**

I love to go shopping for her!

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:49 pm**

I love it when she growls!

aaaand

I'm really happy with her weight, it's just over a tonne.

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:55 pm**

* She squeals every time I go for 2nd
* She's big, but wears it well
* Sometimes, I swear she's not firing on all cylinders

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:14 pm**

She has a rather stiff gear stick
She has a rather big boot (Or trunk)

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:15 pm**

I had to park my old dependable one, just getting too run down, but I just picked up a much newer one.

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:18 am**

She leaks fluids.

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:39 am**

She loves to whine

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:26 am**

She has rather hard suspension
She has a high RON

Posted: **Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:32 am**

She does what i want.
She's very economical.
She likes the low revs.
She has 4 cylinders (not 2!)
She takes me from 0-100 in less than 10 seconds.

Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend