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OK, so, inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History, I decided to make the fanmade battle between two Automation members...

Of course, the beat would be some music from Automation.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION

KILLROB

VERSUS!

CONAN_MURDER!

conan_murder:
I'm afraid guy from ebaumsworld wasn't first,
'Cause you're already sucking Daffy's and Zeussy's dicks!
Working hard for them, and all you get is a virtual poster
I'm commiting _murder, you are like toasted
So smart, and educated, but you can only afford a bicycle
Have put $$ out of your eyes but you still don't think logical!
Knowledge is not everything, you also need some class
You are German, so efficiently kiss my ass!

Killrob:
Hello there, this is Killrob speaking!
I'm a dev, I've got Möre Power than this little trolling dickling!
Suck my Wolframuman conrod, your work is like,
"One hour a week is too much for me, maybe I'll go and retire!"
My knowledge extends past your level of comprehension
I'm knocking you harder than carbied engine on extreme compression
You're looking for attention in the forums, you've got none in real life
But your posts make you look like you've got IQ of 5!

conan_murder:
Your lines are like Cossacks, they make other lines seem great
And it's not me who turned beta-testing into a rat race!
Coundn't even get money to maintain a Twingo
Even X3 laughs at this poorfag Killrob
You may think you matter somehow, if you persist,
But your significance and victory are like Conan Jeep, they don't exist!

Killrob:
You didn't show your photo, hiding your ugly face
And your rhymes are like one thousand times BS
I'm flowing better than hypersonic 0.4 blender,
While you are more shitty than scheisse Schalldämpfer!
Achieve as much as me, go get any scientific degree
And don't try to battle me, cause all left of you is Flying Debris!

Who won in your opinion?

Oh Kubby, this is awesome
Killrob won

Greetz
Pyrlix

I'll let Killrob won. Who wouldn't?

Oh and I wouldn't really try to battle Killrob, so this topic is not realistic.

Ummm... conan, I saw you on IRC. Did you feel offender, or what? Because, if it's the case, you should perfectly know it's not serious, right?

You guys scare me.. However this is kinda awesome

At first I did feel a bit offended, even know it's not serious, but I don't care anymore.


And for total Epic Rap Battle of History fashion, I suggest JonoGTi vs. Alfadave next.

i think nom nom nom should of been in there.

Haha this is epic stuff, laughed hard at this. Well written and constructed, Kubby! Nice one!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION

DAFFY AND ZEUSSY

VERSUS!

ALFADAVE AND LOADY!

BEGIN!

AlfaDave and Loady740:
Hello there, we'll take you to the development hell
Look at mirror and revamp your faces, you ugly derps
How 'bout you stop fucking around and continue to make this piece of crap
You know it's as bad as ET, that's why you wear an Atari cap
Your girlfriend are decoys, we all know what you do in one house, together
Oh, your girlfriends, I leaked a Loady of my beta into them, they said I'm better
Getting game making feedback from us, and you are still failing.
Your game got DNFed, even though you have finished the rally

Daffy and Zeussy:
Community makes us rich, you're just a bunch of hobos
with burns weaker than Stevo and flow slower than Robbo
You just need to meet your face with some sort of hand
to change your teeth from inline to slant
I'm not merciful now, now you're both official jesters
We don't even need to crash you, we'll leave that task to testers
We've got people on our side, you're rotting alone
While failing to meet specs even in the sandbox mode

AD/L740:
We're cool naturally, you need to constantly refill the coolant
Cas, Automation's as buggy as if written by your former students
And Your model engine isn't great? Andrew, It's your 3d models being shitty
You even fail as car nerds, your knowledge is as small as FSM Niki

Devs:
Your suckish rhymes are the indicators
that you should stop sniffing our aceton vapors
Your brains are not like Big Foot, Big Foot has actually been sighted
You're just devoured by envy, as our game is almost getting Greenlighted!

Who won this time?

Haha! Also a good one, albeit I still favour the first one, naturally
Who won? Let the community decide! xD

devs

Hehe! That was ace, I'm enjoying this thread rather more than I should

Some weeks later in YouTube: Caswal and Andrew actually rapping against Loady&Dave ...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AUTOMATION!

ROLAND RESPONDEK!

VERSUS

T16!

BEGIN!

Roland Respondek:
You're Automation's Chuck Norris, I'm its Abe Lincoln then
Whupping your ass, lowering your MTTF
You have lost already, look at me, mate
I intimidate Omegle, I'm the Alfa male
No Dobrodzień for you, It's my spree of verbal killing
I've got power, Kevin, just taste my banpyrlik
I will be Bach, you will be nobody
Engine wizarding gets you orgasmic, probably

Kevin Evardsen Grau:
You're great...
...
...
...
You fell for this, you twat?
Too bad I wouldn't say anything like that
Overfed with power, just a mod and op of IRC
See my nick? It stands for T-bagging times sixteen
Feeling pity towards your car, maybe learn to drive
You did run nobody over? I'm fucking surprised.
So you have got a tape mustache? I'm not lame, I haven't
But I'm better at scenarios than you or 7driv3r7

Pyrlix:
My rhymes are golden, your are just pyrite
The scenarios were the only thing you got right
Your rhymes rape everyone's ears, don't rap, OK?
Better remain silent like if you are making a Let's Play!

T16:
I platinum-clear all of the scenarious simultaneously
You're nicknamed after a hammer, how can I treat you seriously?
But I understand you, after a keyboard you were at birth named
Cause your parents knew you're going to be played.

Kubby how you come up with this, I will never know.