titleguy1:
Gets out of the KaYou roll a:
3Shit, the door got stuck. You lose 2 HP thanks to the allergy...
...
Wait.
You got it open after some time. You get out ot the car. You could've done it earlier, you would not lose them health points, though.
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cpufreak101: One final attackYou roll a:
5You know, back in the 80's, there was a game studio, called Square. They weren't too successful though, and were on the verge of bankrupcy. Replace bankrupcy with death, and that's you. They decided to end their existence with a bang. That's still you. Their Final game would be what they always wanted to do, their Fantasy so to speak.
The game had a different idea for the company, and instead was successful, spawned a long running series, Square later merged with Enix. Your attack's the same. You found some newfound strength, hope, determination, and actually managed to heal 9 HP, along with the attack. Don't screw this up, especially since the horse guy healt another 14 HP.
You also hit the wolf, and another guy finishes the job.
Now for the bad news. A maple syrup bottle is falling towards you.
Roll to dodge maple syrup:
4You get out of the way, fortunately.
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AirJordan: Shoots the wolfYou roll a:
3You shoot the corpse of the wolf succesfully. The bullet then bounces off the koolkei's blade and goes somewhere.
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rcracer11: Talks with the Nazis.You roll a:
5They stop firing. One of them comes out, examines you, and...bursts out in excitement.
"Oh my god! It's the chosen one!"
Wut.
He kneels before you.
"Please, almighty, forgive us! We...could not recognise Your Divinity."
OK, It only raises more questions, but...it's very intriguing.
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Leonardo9613: Ford Ka rescue operationYou roll a:
2The tree. It is heavy. You'll have to do something to get this easier. Oh, this guy who finds your car sickening just got out. Maybe he can help you.
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nerd: Tows the Trailblazer.You roll a:
1You know, this thing exploded and was on fire a moment ago. Things that exploded and were on fire a moment ago tend to still be hot. You burn your hand, losing 5 HP.
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SkylineFTW97: Travels with urge to fix somethingYou roll a:
4You stumble upon a guy trying to move a tree off a Brazilian Ford Ka and failing.
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Spitfire599: Listens For his car.You roll a:
1I'll stop you at the third line. You are not relieved to find the keys. You are horrified to find a grenade you've just pulled the pin off accidently.
Roll to dodge the explosion:
1Ok, that sucks. Normally, a grenade would be unsurvivable, so let's say you did not throw it far enough, resulting in you getting thrown back and bashing your head on a rock very badly. You lose 14 HP.
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strop: Channels his qi to heal cpufreak.You roll a:
6Yes, you're doing it. You slowly drain some reserve life force out of yourself. Maybe you even won't go overboard this time.
Roll to dodge going overboard:
3It's an improvement. Last time you tried that, you almost died. This time, you only lost 5 HP.
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Vri404:
Follows SkylineFTWYou roll a:
3You follow the guy. Your legs kinda hurt after that. -1 to travel rolls in the next turn.
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JasonPoland: Looks for house or PokeballsYou roll a:
3You do find a pokeball in the dirt. An ordinary one. Empty.
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Madrias: Goes west looking for a car.You roll a:
2You go west, and find...a lake. With a rather unimpressive beach. No cars in sight.
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koolkei: Attacks the wolfYou roll a:
6You kill the wolf.
Your knife starts glowing. While you examine it, the blade suddenly grows.
Roll to dodge the blade growth:
2You get stabbed in the chin. -10 HP. If that cheers you up, you've expended the poison on the wolf, and what now is a shortsword gains power from killing foes. (Whenever you deal a killing blow to a living being, there's a 1 in 6 chance of a random upgrade being added to the weapon.)
A bullet ricochets off your weapon.
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Roland: Walk over to the parks takeaway and get a Currywurst.You roll a:
1Your sense of smell deceives you. No Currywursts in sight. You're just being homesick. You need anything related to home close to you. Something German, or perhaps your Italian companion. Any action unrelated to that goal are at -1, until you fulfill it.
S01 arrives and gives you the bicycle you wanted.
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Speedemon: Maple syrups cpufreakYou roll a:
1Fuck. The bottle slips out of your hands. That is bad. This is the waste of maple syrup, ffs. How will you ever forgive yourself for this?
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conan: Sells the ticketYou roll a:
5Noice.
"Holy fuck. I'll be here all day. Now, I'll disappear from here after I leave this place anyway, so... Here, have my car" The guy gives you some Alfa Romeo keys. "She's right there." You see a red Alfa 159, with "951RR" plates.
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EnryGT5: Heals his woundsYou roll a:
5Huh. It worked. It worked very well. It worked so well in fact, that you can use this knowledge onto others. +10 HP, you're no longer bleeding, +1 to healing rolls made on other people.
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Awildgermanappears: Looks for a sandwichYou roll a:
3Great, you left the wound healing to someone else, and ventured out to find a sandwich. And you find one. It is however guarded, by a big, bald guy holding a minigun.
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findRED19: Checks for weapon. You roll a:
6Great. Instead of a pistol, you find a high-caliber rifle, in red. You examine it, and accidentally press a button. It starts unfolding into something else.
Roll to dodge the new weapon:
3Huh. It's also a scythe. the blade does hurt you in the process, but it's just a scratch, -5 HP. And, you've got a sick weapon. It even matches your name.
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CadillacDave: Investigates shit.You roll a:
1You get out of car, and see a bullet ricocheting off a knife, straight at you.
Roll to dodge a bullet:
4Oh. You did not have to do that. The bullet went in a completely different direction.
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NPC actions:
Siemens-01: Brings a bicycle to RolandYou roll a:
4You find your master at an amusement park, and give the bike to him.
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The wolf: Runs away from scary people.You roll a:
2Oops. Before you can act, your prey decides to attack. How hard can it be to dodge that?
Roll to dodge cpufreak's attack:
3Harder than you thought. -2 HP.
Then some guy attacks you with a knife.
Roll to dodge a knife:
1You're dead.
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Torchic: Distract Bird-Man from his legs hurtingYou roll a:
2You did not succeed, unfortunately.
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Mitsubishi Galant: Drives offYou roll a:
6You drive away, right into the direction of the bullet ricocheting off koolkei's blade.
Roll to dodge a bullet:
1...I'm about to make a tiresome pun. Actually, I've made it already.
The bullet hit your front left tire. -1 to handling rolls.
...get it?
Tiresome pun?
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