King of the Hill

[Jakgoe]

I was also competing in that game of multiplayer, and had wagered with Wizzy on the outcome. If I won, he would give me the hill. Since Low Quality Unleaded is fine (for me), I win easily, and am now king of the hill.

[WizzyThaMan]

Then comes Leonardo,l and both men fight till the death to win the multiplayer game. while they are at it, I claim the hill!

[EnryGT5]

I grab Wizzy and stick his head inside a bucket full of motor oil, drowning him, I'm the king

[Kubboz]

I troll Enry until he decides to chase after me. He runs after me, and I quickly get in my Skoda, run him over, and conquer the hill.

[Cheeseman]

What am I doing!? I live on a hill, so why the hell am I fighting over this one! The hill I live on is bigger, and I will make it a more powerful and wealthier hill and also less war prone, I think... Bomb the other hill!!!!11!oneone!

I kill Kubboz and put my flag on the top of my hill.

[KingJanic]

I tell the U.S. government that there's oil under both hills. Chaos ensues. The hill is now a democracy!

[WizzyThaMan]

I become president of the US and therefor I own and thus claim myself president of the hill.

[Pleb]

I become Vice President and shoot Wizzy out of jealousy, since he's the President.

By power of default, I am President of the Hill!

[OCAdam]

I get pleb impeached for murder, and then claim the hill as a protected natural resource. A new hill emerges, but I'm not near it because of the impeachment trial and presiding over it. Unclaimed hill!

[Pleb]

I dig a tunnel out of prison using many spoons. I get in my Cottam Vector, which was obediently waiting outside the prison, and rush over to the unclaimed hill.

I reign once more!

[OCAdam]

I detonate the secretly placed thermite in the car and let it burn. pleb is burned heavily and goes to a hospital, leaving me to finally claim the hill.

[EnryGT5]

I throw a bucket of sulfuric acid on Adam, which runs away permanently blinded, my hill

[Kubboz]

I play some mix of dubstep and gearcity soundtrack. Enry runs away permanently deaf, my hill.

[Pleb]

I can't stop dancing to Kubby's riveting soundtrack. I dance so much, however, that I accidentally knock Kubby down the hill.

The music stops as he reaches the bottom of the hill, and I claim the hill for myself. My hill.

[EnryGT5]

I take the radio and make it play something a little more exciting... *something flies towards pleb*
Nice, the radio headshot worked awesome, pleb is K.O, my hill