King of the Hill

[salen00b]

I put Jakgoe back in his place and remind him to refresh before conquering.

I take back the hill.

[Jakgoe]

I go back and edit my previous post, rendering salen00b's post about refreshing invalid.

I am now king of the hill.

[EnryGT5]

Me: Hey Jakgoe? Do you want to see the beautiful interior of the Proxima LX?
Jakgoe: Sure..
*locks him into the car*
Jakgoe: Open the door!!! if you don't say goodbye to it
Me: Good luck, the safety equipment is Advanced with +2 quality
*throws the 900kg car from the steep side of the hill*
Goodbye, i'm the King, again

[WizzyThaMan]

While throwing Jakgoe of the hill, I secretly and quickly tied a rope around the rear axle and then around Enry's ankle. He gets dragged down the hill with the car!

MY HILL.

[salen00b]

While Wizzy was busy tying Enry to the axle, I tied wizzy's ankle to Enry's. Forcing Wizzy to follow Enry down the hill.

Mine! :3

[KingJanic]

Having escaped from hell and returning to the hill, I find salen00b bent over tying wizzys ankle to something. Being a gentleman, I wait for him to stand up, then decaptate him with a chainsaw. MY HILL!!

[Absurdist]

I notice KingJanic has a hill.

I move the hill to a better spot. And put a Llama on it. I am the Llama. MY HILL!

[KingJanic]

After getting my head checked from the concussion I received from falling off the hill during transport, I grab my trusty chainsaw and gut the llama. I then use the meat to make burgers to feed my new moose bodyguards! MY HILL!!

[WizzyThaMan]

Moose? *takes out bolt action rifle* Headshot Mr Moose! Oh look, I killed Janic and the moose in 1 shot! My Hill!

[Pleb]

I was about to make a post after Absurdist, but KingJanic beat me to it, so I decided to take my previous post that I was going to make, and change it around so it involved KingJanic too. So here goes!


I steal Absurdist's Dad's 30-year-old Peugeot bicycle, ride it to the top of the hill and stop behind Wizzy.

I poke him and quickly hide behind the bicycle. Wizzy tries to ram me but instead ploughed into the beautiful Peugeot masterpiece. (Not knowing that I attached spikes to the frame of the bicycle)

I watch as he tumbles down the hill with three small holes in his head and into the middle of a stupid bus lane.

Absurdist runs to the hurt Wizzy and retrieves the bicycle.

Since Absurdist has gone to buy some spray to clean his bicycle, and Wizzy is in no state to be fighting for the hill at this stage, I decide to make my stand at the top of the hill and declare myself KING!


Just for the record, this post was meant for Janic's moose, but since Wizzy posted before I could, I decided to just change my post slightly. Every time you find the word 'Wizzy', if you replace it with 'the moose', you can almost get my original post.

It was also meant to include something about KingJanuc, but since he's dead, I just took it out.

[WizzyThaMan]

A really hot nurse revives me and I get back up the hill straight away, briniging my sawn-off shotgun. Click clack POW pleb. Muerta baby! MY HILL!

[KingJanic]

It was also meant to include something about KingJanuc, but since he's dead, I just took it out.

You just thought I was dead, but as I lay there, broken and bleeding, the blood of the moose that was on the bullet mixed with my own. Before I realized what was happening, I regenerated into a new form. I am... THE WEREMOOSE!!!!!!!!
I proceed to bludgeon Wizzy to death with my majestic antlers and then throw back my beautiful head and make moose noises loudly.
*insert amazing picture of Mose silhouette on hill in front of a full moon*

EDIT 1: I found a moose noises gif!

Moose Noises!.gif (437.34 KiB) Viewed 3347 times

[Pleb]

I'm sorry, I'm not even going to try and take the hill off you.

That was the best. Post. Ever.

[KingJanic]

thanks pleb

[WizzyThaMan]

While pleb licks Janics buttocks, I kick both of them off and claim the hill. Easiest. Hill. Claim. Ever.