King of the Hill

[Cheeseman]

Kubastach gets banned for hacking the hill (sounds odd )

My hill.

[KingJanic]

I sit atop MY HILL eating cheeseman with some crackers and a cup of wine

[Kubastach]

I use promo code to get unbanned and instal some mods. after while big scissors cut hill in half... well... i'm king of the half hill

[KingJanic]

I sell my soul to the devil to destroy kubastach and reunite the two halves of the hill. The HILL IS MINE!

[EnryGT5]

I throw from a cargo plane all the rejected EGT rally cars, killing everything, moving, living or not on the hill, I rule again.

[Pleb]

My Uncle is a darts player.

I get him to precisely throw darts into the headlights of the rejected EGT rally cars. EnryGT5 hears the glass breaking and strays down from his perch at the top of the hill to investigate what the fuss is about.

My Uncle then runs to a safe distance and throws a flaming dart through one of the car's fuel tanks, which then explodes, sending EnryGT5 to Indonesia.

I then turn up in my Cottam Vector, and go to the top of the vacant hill.

I AM KING AFTER A 2 MONTH BREAK!

[Cheeseman]

I give the Cottam Vector 1 star. Pleb walks down the hill to kill me. I then use the Morgan V8 to shake me about to the top of the hill very quickly and get my henchmen to destroy Pleb.

The hill is mine.

[Kubboz]

I sent Cheeseman a zip containing all cars ever made by my company, every engine version, every trim version, every special edition, even the rally cars. He is busy reviewing them, and I take the hill.

[KingJanic]

I'm stuck being tormented in hell, but still yelling that I shouldn't be there because I'm not king of the hill anymore. Finally God hears my prayers and smites Kubboz, but I cannot claim the throne because apparently poking me with a pointy stick is to much fun and the devil won't let me go

[Pleb]

I therefore claim the hill because I'm in the right place at the right time!

[EnryGT5]

I have my cold, sweet revenge by sending in a Seishido storm, yes, exactly, the entire fleet up the hill at top speed, destroying everything in their ultra-safe way, the hill is claimed by Seishido Motors!

[salen00b]

I drop a crane from my car on Seishido Motors' HQ juicing every milliliter of blood out of the workers and EnryGT5.
I then proceed to plant a flag and run away before the hill gets sent to the Mun on top of my extremely heavy lifter.

My flag is the king of the hill.

[Pleb]

I simply pull out the flag and throw it down the hill.

salen00b shouldn't have left an inanimate FLAG in control of a hotly contested piece of land.

I'm King.

[salen00b]

"Pleb, I just went to get a drink and look what you've done."
Pleb forgot the hill was in space, and therefore died because of a distinct lack of air.
I then go claim the hill with my space suit.

[Jakgoe]

"Hey Salen00b! Look at my sewing skills!"

*Pops Salen00b's space suit*

*Returns hill to Earth*

I am now king of the hill.