King of the Hill

[Kubboz]

I get three rooks. Checkmate.

I'm the king of the hill now.

[WizzyThaMan]

Ouch. Didnt see that one coming. I throw the chess playboard away, you lose. King of the Hill!

[salen00b]

"Hey! Wizzy, your Citroen is turning into a saxophone! And, your Mazda too!"
He ran up to his home just to realise I made two terrible puns about his cars.

I'm the new king of the hill.

[WizzyThaMan]

Puns about Saxo? I get Alexandra Stan with her song Mr. Saxobeat to first lure you off the hill and then saxoBEAT you up! My hill.

[salen00b]

"Don't forget your Mazda too!"
Sadly you were stood right on the big red "X", all you got time to see was the underbody of an old celica heading at great speeds towards you.

I take back my hill, thanks!

[WizzyThaMan]

salen00b: "I almost had your hill!"
Wizzy: "You almost had MY hill?!" "You never had me and you never had my hill!"
Crowd: "Oooohhhhhhhhh"

That's right, MY hill.

[Cheeseman]

I jump in to the middle of the bitch fight in an attempt to stop it. Unfortunately, that wasn't going to happen as they are completely ignoring me, so I decide to, because I am Father Nature (dramatic duh-duh-duh!), move the jet stream slightly so that it gets a bit stormy and windy and they are blown off the hill and struck by lightning.

I take the hill as mine after I make the storm go away

[WizzyThaMan]

Storm from Xmen is angry that someone has abused her powers. She comes, completely strikes you with lighting and rain so you get electrocuted 2.446.768.224.896 times and then blows you last bit of dust away with a whirly wind.
I then walk up the hill as Storm disappears and claim it again.

M-Y-H-I-L-L

[EnryGT5]

I sit on my bike and drink a delicious can of 200 octane Dev Fuel that gives me superpowers, and start flying towards Wizzy at supersonic speeds, then land right on him, My Hill.

[WizzyThaMan]

I had an emergency button installed. I pressed it right before Enry landed on me, activating commandos to snipe him and save me. BOOM HEADSHOT!

My hill

[KingJanic]

I get off my interplanetary transport and notice a good looking hill nearby. I inquire as to who the owner of the hill is, and discovering it is Tha Man Named Wizzy, proceed to forge documents to prove myself his son. Then as Prince of the Hill, I organize a feast, at which I put poison in my 'fathers' cup, causing him to die of asphyxiation. I then inherit the hill, becoming King!

*joke removed due to racism (ba dum ts to anyone who saw the joke)*

[WizzyThaMan]

No need to swear or ge a bit rude on that.
Pyrlix (Mr BanHammer) comes by, and bans you, the hill is now neutral and unclaimed. I claim it. MY HILL.

[Kev2442]

My dying soul activated an auto-cloning device in my evil island. Now fresh as a daisy, I hack my satellite's systems to get its control back. As those fools damaged my ray gun, I sacrifice my satellite by crashing it on the Hill, thus killing WizzyThaMan.
Now I build a giant fortified base inside the Hill. I am King of Hill Base 2442 and shut its doors so nobody comes in.
I finally set a minefield atop the Hill, waiting for someone to try it.

[KingJanic]

I become unbanned due to the removal of the swearing, and name the hill Janic. I am now King and rule from the safety of my home planet.

[Kubastach]

I mess with hill code. After while hill copy itself to somewhere in europe and disrupts... my hill... i guess.