King of the Hill

[Jakgoe]

Haven't you heard 80's comedian Yakov Smirnoff? Everything in Russia is opposite, so technically, hill launch rocket on you.

Now I am king of the hill.

[WizzyThaMan]

Opposite Russia, Hill sits ontop of you! So I get up and dont use Russian logic and I'm King of the Hill

[salen00b]

My mind decides to blow beside Wizzy, throwing him in the middle of the pacific ocean.
My bits and pieces are the kings of the hill.

[Jakgoe]

I get a janitor to sweep up the remains of salen00b. He is then cremated.
I am now king of the hill.

[SamSheepDoq]

I send a mime to box up Jakgoe and ship him to Timbuktu...

I reclaim my crown and my hill.

[Kubastach]

I use drone to send bomb to hill. Explosion is so strong that it throw SamSheepDoq to Alaska!
Well, hill is mine. Oh and i take that nice crown.

[SamSheepDoq]

*SamSheepDoq... lol

Using reverse psychology, I talk Kubastach down from the hill.

The hill is once again mine.

[WizzyThaMan]

I send in a pack of sheeps and make sam run after them with my whistle.

Hill is mine!

[EnryGT5]

I run Wizzy over with the EGT-84B, the hill is mine again

[Jakgoe]

I make fun of the fact you don't have a car, and you become really embarrassed. You run off to buy a car, and I become king of the hill.

[salen00b]

The supercharger pulley on jakgoe's LS9 engine mysteriously explodes, requiring him to go at the nearest repair shop which sadly specializes in Ford products.
Additionally, since Jakgoe didn't bring a car, he must carry the broken LS9 with his bare hands.

I take advantage of the position Jakgoe is in to make the hill mine.

[EnryGT5]

I tell salen00b that i repaired his Toyota, he rushes home not realizing i claimed the hill

[Jakgoe]

After correcting salen00b (LS9 ≠ LSA), I tell EnryGT5 that I have a new GTR Nismo for him. When he comes down the hill to get it, I run up the hill and proclaim myself king of it.

[EnryGT5]

I run over Jakgoe with the GTR Nismo he gave me, i proclaim myself Ultimate King of the Hill Kingdom

[salen00b]

Anyway, I drop an LS9 on EnryGT5, rendering him unconscious. I bury him and I even organize some kind of celebration. On his gravestone I write "Killed by 6,162 cubic centimeters of unpure power".
And then I declare myself king of the hill.