Supreme Emperor of Pluto! Vote Now!

[KingJanic]

Vote for me! I will take over earth and force them to acknowledge our planet hood! I will then bring Moose to Pluto so that we can have Moose.

Don't vote for absurdist! He will kill us all and replace us will llama doppelgängers! Don't let yourself be replaced by a llama. Vote for me and we will rule the solar system!

[pyrlix]

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[KingJanic]

I'M LOSING? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

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[Absurdist]

Ahem....


Ladies and Gentlemen, Humans and Llamas, Glow clouds and all other kind,

I bumped into a friend today, John Peters - you know, the farmer. He taught me that the human soul weighs 21 grams, smells like grilled vegetables, looks like a wrinkled tartan quilt, and sounds like bridge traffic.
It is because of this that we need Llamas. Only a Llama, with it's innate ability to learn simple tasks after only several repetitions can we advance our society. Llamas can seek out grilled vegetables, lick them, consume them. Let a Llama consume your soul. Tartan quilted Llamas. That is the future. That is our future.

The future is what you make of it! Just know that your supplies are limited. Llamas are all you have, make them the future!

But as I end I want to direct you to the majesty that is Llama.




And finally let me ask you this, What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? I don’t know, but I trapped it in my bedroom. Send help.

[Jakgoe]

My soul shall not be consumed by a llama!

[Cheeseman]

Seriously. What?

[KingJanic]

Why do you keep voting for the llama?

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[NormanVauxhall]

[nialloftara]

I for one welcome our llama overlords

[KingJanic]

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Sorry, that's the only picture I had

[boyercam]

This has gone completely


Still, pluto is uninhabitable, you're wasting your time

[KingJanic]

It's not uninhabitable, I live there!

[pyrlix]

I know this is the Off-Topic Section... but this is non-topic to spam content here - or is there a sense behind it?

If not: I close it when i'm home.

[KingJanic]

There is a sense to it! This is politics!

(Please don't close it)

[pyrlix]

Off-Topic is off-topic, but not Non-Topic. And even the off-topic threads should have some sense to it - this one does not. If you look at other thread in Off-Topic, they are way different to this one.

Dont want to look mean or smug but...

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