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Roll To Dodge... Redux



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Post Mon Apr 04, 2016 9:38 am

Re: Roll To Dodge... Redux

Sweet! I feel much better now, even if i'm still screwed up..
I guess this healing power has its limitations, but it could still be very useful. Really, it's a life saver...
Alright, no time for bad jokes. It's time to get the hell out of here!

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Post Mon Apr 04, 2016 9:42 am

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God dammit. I'm no doctor like the horse guy. I will never forgive myself.

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Post Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:00 am

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Well, now one of my hands is gone.
And I failed to tow the trailblazer. It's hopeless for the trailblazer.
I see the mitsubishi now has a flat tire from a bullet hole.
I need an ally...
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Post Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:20 am

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Huh I wonder where that bullet came from

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Post Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:38 am

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Sweet. Hopefully, this one won't become sentient, go rogue, and try to kill me.
*Looks into window*
There's a guy in here. *To Leo9613* Excuse me, but do you need any help?

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Post Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:46 am

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*mumbling to myself*
guns are bad... mkay... and you should feel bad... mkay... "OH Shut up"...theeheee we should stomp some more... "NO"... but we could... "WHEN did I get a second personality?!?!?"... oh yeah sure blame it on the other guy...
"Ok lets evaluate the situation, since a can see around"...sweet...: "there are bunch of people in the direction I just shot"....sweet..."you son of a BITc"..."khm, so I don't want to go there right now. There is the direction that my bullet went"...you are in trouble... "nope, don't want to go there, some sort of metal structure...not sure, but there is a lake and maybe I could drown YOU!" theeeheee don't be silly, it's fun

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Post Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:55 am

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Hmm thats strange, these nazis seem to have mistaken me with some special being as i dont recall being any sort of "chosn one" at all.
Or am I the chosen one?

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Post Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:15 pm

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I watch cpufreak's tear off elsewhere. "Ungrateful prick" I think to myself. Then I realise damn, that qi channelling really takes it out of me. I better take a breather.

Action: find somewhere quiet to meditate and recover HP.


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Post Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:45 pm

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Maybe I should have thought this through, I mean, a tree is a tree. But hey, looks like this dude and his bird are coming to help me.

Action: Use all the help that's come to try and get the tree out of the Ka.

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