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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 4:05 am

The Car Shopping Round (Round 9)

This will hopefully be a little ongoing entertainment in which different people can take the reins of the thread, a la 'Guess That Car', or VicVictory's 'Pay It Forward', except with a difference. Think of it as similar to pyrlix's 'Car Theme Challenge' except the premise is, um, 'individualised'.

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One day, for whatever reason, you find yourself in need of a vehicle. You know a certain degree about what it is you would like in a car, but you're not entirely sure what your options are, or which one you're going to buy.

It's time to go shopping!

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(come to think of it I could do with a bit of a Roald Dahl binge right about now...)


How It Works:
  1. Each round is controlled by a Round Master. They're the one who sets the challenge. It's like being the Card Czar of Cards Against Humanity.
  2. Everybody else enters a car and posts the relevant pictures and stats on this thread
  3. Currently, each round will last for 7 days, unless the Round Master specifies otherwise (e.g. because they will be away on a certain day)
  4. At the end of the deadline, the Round Master declares their top three picks (assuming sufficient entries). The winner becomes the new Round Master
It's as simple as that!

The Round Master's role:
  1. (Optional) Describe who you are and why you need a car. It can be as true to life or as fictional as you want it to be. Or you can skip this step entirely
  2. Specify a sale year. You do not have to specify a model or trim year, only the sale year. This applies especially if you're, say, buying second hand, or you're willing to look at slightly older models.
  3. Describe the kind of car you want, or the function it has to perform. You can be as vague or as specific as you like about the conditions, but try to be reasonable
  4. Also give a list of the aspects you consider important in the car, be it price, reliability, looks, etc. Since you're shopping, it's your choice, and it's inherently subjective
  5. Specify a budget. And by budget, we mean here the car's sale price
  6. May not change the conditions of the round once the first car has been posted
  7. Once the deadline has passed, declare the winner, and pass the crown of Round Master onto the next user

Competitors:
  • May ask questions of the Round Master to their satisfaction. In fact they may find it pertinent to clarify everything before making their car
  • Should make one post to present their car on the thread
  • May talk up their car if they so wish, or explain how it fits in with their company's brand etc. etc. (optional)
  • Must post a screenshot of their car's appearance
  • Must post a screenshot of the Market tab clearly displaying the car's sale price and appropriate sale year (and trim year if specified)
  • Must post a screenshot with any of the relevant criteria as specified by the Round Master
  • May submit ONE car only. Once you have submitted your screenshots, you may not change your car

Troubleshooting:
  • Obviously don't cheat. If anybody calls you out for stats that don't make sense, you must either amend the figures, attach your car to the thread, or send your car to the Round Master for perusal. If this does not resolve the conflict before the deadline, I will ask you to PM the car to me directly. If the conflict is still not resolved by that point, or I rule unfavourably, you will be disqualified from that round and the subsequent round.
  • If the Round Master does not declare a winner within 48 hours of the deadline, they will be assumed absent, and the winner will be decided by a 48-hour thread poll.
  • If the deadline passes and no cars have been received, the Round Master may elect to extend the round by a few days, or declare the round bust. In this case registrations of interest to be Round Master will be taken and we can negotiate from there.
  • If the round winner has not come up with a new shopping list within 48 hours of notification, the runner up becomes the Round Master, and so forth. If none of the top 3 places show up, we'll go to registrations of interest.

Righto, that's the rules. I'm just shooting for some light, not-too-involved fun that can keep us ticking over. I'll be the first Round Master, starting in precisely 19 hours, unless anybody has any questions?

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Previous Winners:
  1. nialloftara
  2. 8bs
  3. Dragawn
  4. Leonardo9613
  5. titleguy1
  6. asdren
  7. Sebesseg
  8. koolkei

Current Roundmaster: koolkei

Current Round Rules: viewtopic.php?f=39&t=9081&start=555#p105219
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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 4:12 am

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This is different! I like this :D But I am NOT going to wear that tweed jacket and hat to sell my car :P
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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:14 am

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Nice! :D
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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:17 am

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Can the round master be sent the cars Via PM to look at them more carefully? Or does he have to make his desicion based solely on pictures and facts?
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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:58 am

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I like the picture and facts bit first because it makes YOU try to sell the car, maybe you want to ignore the 2.7 comfort but go on and on about its 89.3 in Sportiness :D
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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 6:18 am

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@DoctorNarfy: The round master really should be able to tell everything they specified by the pictures and facts. But if they were being really unreasonable about their restrictions (like you can only use suspension dampers softer than _____) or something... then that may necessitate sending the cars via pm. Actually the criteria I was thinking about specifying might require that >_> We'll see how it goes.
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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:06 am

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I could be up for a spot or two of this.
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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:47 am

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I love this idea and I have a really good challenge already, PLEASE let me be the first Round master.





p.s I already know that it is very unlikely to be me but I really do have a very good challenge that will test everyone's skill's at building a very well balanced car.





p.s.#2 the hardcore tunners will do well at my challenge.
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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:04 am

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I am ready :D

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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 2:39 pm

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Looks like fun, although I think there should be a change in how the cars are submitted. Generally in a game like this the submitees are anonymous, making for an unbiased victor. However, being as this is a forum and we can't ignore our names, perhaps we need to account for that. My suggestion is have somebody volunteer each round who is willing to not enter for that week that everyone can send there pictures and messages to, and that person will then post for them, without including their name. The Round Master can then pick from that list without any bias towards who will when, and the volunteer assistant will then reveal the winning user, with photographic evidence of the private message that included the car and the time stamp as proof that the winning user is authentic, with verification from the winning user.

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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:28 pm

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But you don't think manufacturer bias is a huge part of the purchasing process? For enthusiasts and regular buyers alike, It's a legitamite thing to deal with. You're just really going to need to wow your buyers if you want to beat out the more famous companies...I'm Looking at you Norman...
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@UMGaming: hm. The reason I wanted to be first Round Master was to demonstrate the template for challenge setting. But PM me your idea within the next six hours and I might be able to format that instead.

@Racer13: that is a very thorough suggestion to circumvent the inherent bias and therefore unfairness in this contest. There's a few pros and cons about it:

Pros:
  • Fairer

... uhm. That's the only one I can think of right now. I mean, it's a very important one. The cons however:
  • A lot more work for an extra person who has to first volunteer, then compile all the cars and then potentially rename them before bundling them off to the Round Master
  • And therefore much more room for error due to decreased transparency of the process itself
  • The point of this is defeated by anybody who does post their car on the thread, which means the whole thing operates in secrecy for the entirety of the round, which might be a bit boring thread-wise
  • This also means that the only fair way for the Round Master's assistant to announce the results of the round is to publish all the cars otherwise you could send in a car and not even have it mentioned at all, unless you decided to reveal your car after the results, which would clutter up the thread post the start of the next round etc. I just think it will get messy
  • As DoctorNarfy said, it also defeats the purpose of drawing parallels to real life: we go shopping for a car with our biases, with our inherent preferences, our prejudices. In this world, as the customer, it's our decision and ours alone as to what we buy and who we buy from. Were we to do this secret ballot style, it wouldn't at all reflect the conditions of walking around the car lot.
All in all, for those reasons, I've decided to try this out with the philosophy that we ought to accept life is unfair. I don't think it's unreasonable to grouse at the Round Master if you felt their decision was unfair and I'm happy to tolerate a little bit of drama :P This forum actually has quite reasonable users for the very most part, so I'm not too concerned about this.
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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 4:44 pm

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well then. i accept what you just said. so when will we be starting this?

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derp sorry, missed that. tonight then.

i wonder what the gryphon gear guys wants....... i wonder???? :D
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Post Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:10 pm

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In six hours, minus five minutes as stated in the OP.
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Okay guys, here's the first challenge. Note that the Gryphon Gear crew generally drive far different cars to what they sell (even Kai, who has a Mephisto which he likes to let out of the cage and stretch its legs on occasion, but for the most part drives a third-hand Toyota Corolla because unlike a Mephisto, you can actually reverse park it and you don't have to pay 20 bucks in petrol just to go grocery shopping).

Also remember the option to present your own story, or completely make something up from a different era is entirely up to the Round Master. For simplicity's sake, I'm going to go with my (fictionally adapted) self, and the present. The challenge will also be relatively high detail because I want people to have a good idea of what I'm after. Please note that many of my criteria may conflict with each other. This is quite normal for a customer, and the whole point is that it's up to you as to how you want to package and sell the car to me.

Round One

The year is: 2016

Who am I: Stroppy McHorseguy, slightly underpaid and moderately overworked professional doodler at upstart racing and hypercar outfit Gryphon Gear. Has very fussy tastes.

What's the story: I used to drive a Honda Civic Hatch VTi-S MY13, the space-aged ones made in the UK. It was hardly a road rocket, in fact it was damn near impossible to drive in anger. But it was extremely practical, very comfortable, and it looked distinctive but not 'douchey'. It does the work commute, the long road trip, the mountain pass and even a bit of off-road camping adventure and ski trips no problem. And it came in this colour:

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While dynamically very competent, the car was definitely built to budget specs, with macpherson fronts and torsion beam rears. And the engine and transmission was so lazy! I copped a lot of shit from my friends about being better off driving a shopping cart while they whizzed around in (and crashed, no joke) their Megane RS GranSport etc. etc. I will admit to later eyeing off various alternatives, like the Kia ProCeed GT, or the Renault Clio RS, and the like. But I had no actual motivation to change from my current car, affectionately christened "Peapod" between my girlfriend (of 3 years), whom we refer to as E, and I.

So what happened to the car? Well, sometime near the end of 2014, my colleagues apparently had enough of my car's lack of horsepower. So they borrowed it. Two weeks after I reported it stolen, it 'turned up'. With a repurposed reforged ex-F1 V8 Cosworth block. With two giant turbos on it. It also had been completely gutted and stripped and the steel panels replaced with CF and a whacking huge widebody kit. Basically they completely ruined Peapod, and turned it into a 900hp, 700kg road missile. Which I then decided, what the hell, and took it for a 'little jaunt' around the world. Some of you may remember how that turned out: with the car in probably a million pieces somewhere along Dottinger Höhe.

Since then, I've been using a loaner car. More recently, it was the 1992 Mazda MX5 NA which E is minding. Nicknamed "PuttPutt".

Long story short, a squeaky rattly 24 year old budget roadster (with speaker wiring that always comes loose) is not exactly the kind of car I can drive on a daily basis and remain sane. As part of the belated compensation for stealing my car, as well as a bit of an end of 2015 bonus because 2015 was tantamount to staff abuse for GG, I've been given a bit of extra cash to go and buy a new car, which is great, because I don't have a lot to spare because I'm still paying off a mortgage.

Strop goes car shopping...

What am I looking for: I'm looking for a car that can do everything that I require of it, including commuting, chauffering up to 3 friends/family at a time, has a decent storage space I can put a bike/luggage bags/camping gear in/on as described above. Fortunately, it doesn't have to be kid-friendly, I'm not a fan of upsizing for the hell of it, and I don't get the point of crossovers/SUVs. It's not like the car actually has to be able to go off the beaten path too much, but if I can drive it on an unsealed surface without dying, that'll be a plus. But I'd like it to have as much go in it as possible without drawing too much attention to the fact, because too much douche factor and E will give me that judging look forever, not to mention my mother, whom I occasionally also drive around. As a side note, my girlfriend approves of the NA because it's cute. My mother would be horrified if she knew it was mine, but well, I'm a grown man and she doesn't have to know so don't worry so much about that ;)

Basically, I want a modern sleeper car... but I might be swayed by a really sexy roadster or mild sports car that didn't scream "I'm an arsehole" or "I'm having a midlife crisis".

Specific criteria:
  • Model year can be whatever, just be sensible
  • I'll accept trim years 2014-2016
  • Limited production and no-mass production parts are allowed
  • Four/five door is preferred but two/three door is acceptable
  • Wheel-base strictly under 3m. I'm not fussed about body type but will lean away from utes and soft-tops unless they offer significant other advantages
  • I'm a little tired of Macpherson and Torsion beam setups, but if you can build something that literally outperforms superior setups (e.g. like what Honda did to the Civic Type R), you might yet be able to convince me otherwise
  • Strictly no fiber-glass please, some of our roads have so many stones on them, the bodywork will be ruined within days
  • Looks matter a lot. As I said, design should be edgy/distinctive but not outright douchey. I'll ignore colour for the time being as I will assume that the car will come in a range of colours, unless you specify otherwise.
  • You may use lips freely. You may use up to ONE wing. For road-legal reasons, the wing must be placed on the rear half of the car, or behind the C pillar if the car has one.
  • Any of FWD, AWD, RWD is fine. I'm not looking for a 4x4.
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  • The engine should have a reliability of at least 70.0
  • Unleaded only. The maximum RON should be 95. I may accept 98 but this will make it much harder to 'go bush' and do long road trips
  • Engine noise should be under 45
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  • I am happy to drive auto, stick, or flappy paddles. They all have their pros and cons, so still choose carefully
  • Because of availability at most tyre retailers, plus road noise, plus simply not looking like the car's built specifically to beat the clock, the wheels must be not too wide, and have a profile of at least 50. By "not too wide", I mean the maximum width of the tyre can be determined by the following formula:
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    maximum tyre width = (car mass in kg + 1150)/10

    Bonus points if they're the same size front and rear, so I can rotate them more readily. Semi-slicks are disallowed, because I need to drive this thing rain or shine far more than I do TRACK DAY BRO. Also, I'd really prefer not to have to fork out 3000+ bucks for a set (like I would if you used Trofeo Rs or something), so, like, see if you can keep the material costs of the tyres and wheels total below 1000.
  • How you set the aero is up to you, since I can always be cheeky and get my car serviced at my company HQ once the warranty expires. But the engine cooling must meet the minimum required
  • The car should preferably seat 4 or 5. It certainly does not need to seat any more than that. You may get away with 2 or 3 if you can convince me of the benefits, but this will be difficult
  • I do need at least a rudimentary radio, and will have a problem if I don't have Bluetooth to pair my phone and use handsfree. At least Standard Infortainment recommended, but Basic may be acceptable.
  • Minimum safety of 40, so it's road legal everywhere. More is good, too.
  • You can do what you like with the suspension, just make sure the car doesn't bottom out too much because one of the things that annoyed me about my Civic was that the front bumper and mudguard were forever scraping against things.
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  • Stats wise, I recommend comfort at least 25. I don't care about prestige. Drivability and sportiness matter but not in any specific way.
  • Preferred fuel economy is better than 11L/100km (10km per L), but hey, if the car's really fast, I might not mind going a bit over.
  • I'd also prefer it if the total emissions rating was <300.
  • Track times do matter, getting this thing around Green Hell in under 8:30 would be nice. Faster is even nicer.
  • Environmental resistance should be preferably over 80. I'm not a fan of rust.
  • It needs SOME storage room. The way this is currently calculated is a bit wonky, so I'm not going to grouse over the actual number, I just need to visually confirm there's room for a trunk. But I'm not going to ban you from trying to sell me a 2 seater MR coupe with just enough room for a small luggage bag up front. Just saying ;)
Okay, that's actually a very long list. Hopefully I haven't missed anything.

Mods: Any Steam workshop mod

Screenshots: just the stats and market tab are mandatory. Everything else is optional.

Budget: Market cost ~30000 Automation Money Units (I can go a little over if it's worth it). I'd also like to know that your company isn't going to go broke selling these things before my warranty expires, so build in a reasonable profit margin on your cars if that's relevant, hey?

Deadline: For this round, as well as posting to the thread, all entries need to be in my PM inbox by 23:59:59.99, Automation time, 22nd January 2016. Your first PM counts, no revisions unless the file simply doesn't load.

Okay then, have at it!

ACCEPTED ENTRIES:
vri404
Madrias
HighOctaneLove
asdren
Puffster
UrbanLiner
Racer13
AirJordan
DoctorNarfy
thecarlover
oppositelock
Dragawn
koolkei
8bs
nialloftara
carskick
nerd
UMGaming
rapidbacon

Entries for this round are now shut. Expect the results to be out around noon, GMT, 23rd Jan
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