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Post Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:56 am

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Immediately following the Six Second War of 2016, a victorious South Korea begins a program for the rapid industrialization of the devastated North. The CEO of Dong Wang Heavy Industries asks his chief engineer to design a $2000 car that runs on goat urine and submit it for approval within 24 hours. In an act of desperation, most of it is photocopied from twenty year old blueprints for a Mongolian tractor.

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Post Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:12 am

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Daffy! Add a Poland-located factory, quickly, so oppositelock can make a nice backstory for it!
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Post Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:45 am

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Ha, my family is half Polish, I'm sure I'll think of something. ;)
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Post Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:35 am

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Does anyone made more than 1858HP?
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Cave Johnson here, as you may know life has given me lemons.......lots of them, so to get rid of some I told my engineers to make a combustible lemon to burn life's house down, last week they gave me this.......what the (fill in the blank) am I supposed to do with 50,000 of these????? (Engineer whispering) Oh?? These are lemons? They don't look like lemons, not yellow and on fire, I don't see any smoke pouring out of them. (Engineer whispering) Ah, ok, right. Sorry about that folks, these are in fact the best engines we have ever produced, well the only engines we have ever produced so that makes them the best, put one no TWO of these puppies in your garage and your set for life, no more problems, and I get rid of my lemons the way I wanted BY BURNING YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! Wait erase that, bad PR there, don’t need more of that since the last accident......
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Post Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:43 pm

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Sorry Kubboz, you'll just have to pretend Romania = Poland.

Designed by the Ministry of Oppression as beyond-basic transport for the Polish proletariat, the surprisingly innovative FSK Mysz was the first and last production car constructed primarily from paper mache and chicken wire. Despite having less power than an American lawnmower, the complete lack of consideration for occupant safety resulted in a lightweight body that enabled it to outrun mysterious black Volgas with relative ease. Unfortunately for members of the underground, there happened to be a thirty-five year waiting list.

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Post Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:18 am

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TiagoThompson wrote:Does anyone made more than 1858HP?


Yes, look at page 9...
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Post Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:36 am

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oppositelock wrote:Sorry Kubboz, you'll just have to pretend Romania = Poland.

Designed by the Ministry of Oppression as beyond-basic transport for the Polish proletariat, the surprisingly innovative FSK Mysz was the first and last production car constructed primarily from paper mache and chicken wire. Despite having less power than an American lawnmower, the complete lack of consideration for occupant safety resulted in a lightweight body that enabled it to outrun mysterious black Volgas with relative ease. Unfortunately for members of the underground, there happened to be a thirty-five year waiting list.

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Per-fect. Now children can escape the black Volgas :D And it's got more HP/litre than South Korean one :)
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Post Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:35 pm

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At the 2011 "We're Not American Auto Show" the president of Canadian Motors, whose name nobody can remember, presents the new ultra-low emission fifth generation Beaver subcompact. "This is hands down the cleanest Beaver the world has ever seen. It has a smooth low drag exterior and even emits a pleasant odor. Our marketing department believes it will be extremely popular with the young male demographic."

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Post Sun Sep 09, 2012 3:06 pm

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I had read somewhere that the supposed highest hp for an I4 was 628? Regardless, this was what I got.

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Post Sun Sep 09, 2012 3:46 pm

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Bantam Automobiles' engineering philosophy has been summarized thusly: "Simplify, then add lightness. Then make it half as thick as it needs to be and drill a bunch of bloody holes in it." For the mid-engine Photon sports car the designers briefly consider eliminating the cockpit completely. "The remote control technology is there, but customers still want to be physically in the car for some reason. Shame to weigh down such a fine piece of kit of with useless meat sacks. We think by making it as uncomfortable as possible they'll eventually come around to our point of view."

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Post Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:19 am

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How do I get a screenshot with the testing data? when I take one on the testing tab it doesn't show up, It just shows the engine.
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Post Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:02 pm

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Shift + Print Screen, paste into a into an image editing program, crop and save. I use GIMP.
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Post Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:50 pm

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I had tried that and it didn't work, my print screen key must not work.I had one of those "moments" I dunno why I didn't just use fraps like I normally do.

anyways...here are some engines I've built :D
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Post Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:55 pm

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And here are the others.

What I'm doing is seeing how much power I can make within a limited displacement, all of these engines use 2012 tech but atm I'm trying to see what I can do with 7 liters while limited to 1955 tech.
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