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Post Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:59 pm

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[22:36] <TrackpadUser> 1bar = 14.7 psi
[22:37] <Lordred> no, I had it right the first time
[22:37] <Lordred> =< 1.0 bar
[22:37] <TrackpadUser> Yes, less than 1bar
[22:37] <TrackpadUser> Especially with the crappy turbos we currently have
[22:37] <Lordred> I normally use 0.5-0.7 for street cars
[22:40] <MicrowaveMobile> Idk what I use
[22:40] <MicrowaveMobile> My cars have no overtaking power usually
[22:41] <Lordred> One could say, I set the BAR pretty low!

[22:50] <Lordred> shrink the size of the impeller
[22:50] <Leo9613> just to be clear, yes, it's bad
[22:50] <Lordred> make the impeller orange on the flowchart
[22:50] <Leo9613> he means compresson
[22:50] <Leo9613> compressor
[22:50] <Lordred> both should be orange
[22:50] <Lordred> I ment impeller
[22:50] <Lordred> and I also mean compressor
[22:51] <Spitfire> Isn't that bad though?
[22:51] <Lordred> no
[22:51] <titleguy1> Also, Mitch, I noticed you asked about Luceat? :D
[22:51] <Spitfire> Yes!
[22:51] <Spitfire> Later, though
[22:51] <Leo9613> what I think about impeller: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impalement
[22:51] <Lordred> the turbos being whatever color matters now
[22:51] <titleguy1> Leo, thanks.
[22:51] <Leo9613> you are welcome
[22:51] <Lordred> Thanks Leo
[22:51] <titleguy1> I TOTALLY needed that before I sleep soon.
[22:52] <Leo9613> cheers
[22:52] <Lordred> but the impeller is called that
[22:52] <Spitfire> I wonder what would happen if someone totally new to the IRC walked in on this
[22:52] <Leo9613> very common form of torture and execution on the middle ages
[22:52] <titleguy1> Well, they'd probably walk into some computer spec talk.
[22:52] <Leo9613> put a stick up your ass until your heart comes out of your mouth
[22:53] <Leo9613> that would be funny, mitch
[22:53] <Spitfire> Or that ^
[22:53] <titleguy1> Either that or extreme inactivity.
[22:53] <Leo9613> I'm talking too much crap
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Post Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:05 pm

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And there's just me being a total idiot :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BiotecVirus wrote:Killrob gets upgraded at the ACPC (Automation Chat Performance Center)
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[13:13] <conan> okay
[13:13] <conan> so Killrob
[13:13] <conan> How's your bicycle?
[13:14] <conan> That Mid Engine Porsche of your
[13:14] <BiotecVirus> the one that runs on corn flakes? :P
[13:14] <conan> Killrob's Porsche run on Pasta
[13:14] <Kubby> with vegetables
[13:15] <conan> nom nom nom all of the food
[13:15] <BiotecVirus> lol
[13:15] <BiotecVirus> if you feed him sprouts
[13:15] <BiotecVirus> his emmisions goes up
[13:15] <BiotecVirus> but he gets an extra 10bhp
[13:15] <conan> Be careful
[13:15] <conan> his emission contains radiation
[13:17] <HashiriyaR32> XDDD
[13:17] <BiotecVirus> also the loudness increases
[13:17] <conan> Sounds nice though
[13:17] <conan> make you laugh all the way
[13:17] <BiotecVirus> XD
[13:19] <BiotecVirus> you can also add a turbo
[13:19] <BiotecVirus> gives extra powwwa from the increased airflow, emmsions and loudness :P
[13:19] <BiotecVirus> gained from the brussel sprout
[13:20] <conan> Hmmm
[13:20] <conan> Let see how can we tuned Porsche Killrob up
[13:20] <BiotecVirus> you can turn up the ignition timing so he eats faster
[13:21] <BiotecVirus> increase pasta 91 octane to pasta with veg and sprouts for 98 octain
[13:21] <conan> We can change the Food Injection
[13:21] <BiotecVirus> :D
[13:21] <conan> high flow one
[13:21] <BiotecVirus> ofc
[13:22] <BiotecVirus> remove the restrictive stomach and replace it with racing tubelar headers
[13:22] <Kubby> http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/16776000/ngbbs486c4c739bc09.jpg
[13:22] <Killrob> epic conversation you're having there xD
[13:22] <BiotecVirus> oh dear XD
[13:22] <BiotecVirus> oh yes lol
[13:22] <conan> Actually you know what
[13:22] <conan> His digestive system
[13:22] <conan> too long
[13:22] <conan> cut some out
[13:22] <conan> much better flow
[13:22] <Kubby> no, it isn't
[13:22] <BiotecVirus> very true
[13:22] <Killrob> bretzel exhaust system :P
[13:23] <BiotecVirus> XD
[13:23] <conan> Now it's cast flesh with much restrictive
[13:23] <Kubby> what is better for ailflow, short headers or long bretzel headers?
[13:23] <conan> need Bretzel one
[13:23] <Kubby> Killrob has natural bretzel header.
[13:23] <BiotecVirus> cone muffler
[13:23] <BiotecVirus> ofc
[13:23] <conan> we all have
[13:23] <Kubby> we can't cut anything out of it.
[13:24] <conan> we can
[13:24] <Kubby> we can't
[13:24] <conan> Just cut it all off
[13:24] <conan> install a straight through system
[13:24] <Kubby> it's bad for aiflow.
[13:24] <Kubby> it won't be a bretzel then
[13:24] <conan> It's good for quick digestion
[13:24] <Kubby> and bretzels are the best for airflow
[13:25] <conan> We can do more to Killrob
[13:25] <conan> Let say ...
[13:25] <Killrob> I need race intakes!
[13:25] <conan> His Bore and Stroke is too small
[13:25] <BiotecVirus> agreed
[13:25] <BiotecVirus> :D
[13:25] <BiotecVirus> no filters though
[13:25] <Killrob> bigger diameter legs
[13:25] <BiotecVirus> even though this will lower mtff
[13:25] <Kubby> And direct fuel injection..
[13:25] <conan> increase Stomach Bore and Stroke
[13:26] <BiotecVirus> i lol'ed XD
[13:26] <conan> your stomach wall is too thick
[13:26] <conan> we'll make it thinner
[13:26] <HashiriyaR32> you guys are making my morning even better
[13:26] <conan> you get more displacement in your stomach
[13:26] <BiotecVirus> replace the walls with alimium
[13:27] <BiotecVirus> makes it lighter
[13:27] <Killrob> you can up the displacement of your stomach by eating once a day, but like a full grilled cow :P
[13:27] <conan> And internal ... We can't do anything to that
[13:27] <BiotecVirus> @killrob, thats octain 100
[13:27] <conan> And now time to make him looks a lot better
[13:28] <BiotecVirus> allows for better tuning :P
[13:28] <conan> Let's cut all of his hair off
[13:28] <conan> Make him an open top
[13:28] <BiotecVirus> more streamlined
[13:28] <Killrob> I just hope my legs won't start knocking
[13:28] <BiotecVirus> lol
[13:29] <BiotecVirus> epic
[13:29] <conan> And you know
[13:29] <conan> Killrob likes to wear Black clothes like all the German
[13:29] <conan> Let's give him Red Clothes
[13:30] <conan> I don't think he'll looks good in Red though ...
[13:30] <conan> Can we give him an uprated suspension?
[13:30] <BiotecVirus> let him wear black
[13:30] <Killrob> must be black... all photographers wear black to not be reflected in stuff they take photos of :)
[13:30] <BiotecVirus> but give him red racing strips
[13:31] <BiotecVirus> stripes*
[13:31] <conan> Killrob
[13:31] <BiotecVirus> we can do
[13:31] <conan> You saw those pictures I took at the Motorshow?
[13:31] <BiotecVirus> replace knee joints with coilovers
[13:31] <conan> I wore Whitee
[13:31] <conan> :P
[13:31] <conan> That's probably why there's so many reflection
[13:32] <BiotecVirus> im so gonna have to make a forum post about the above chat...lmao
[13:32] <BiotecVirus> once the info is compled
[13:32] <conan> yeah
[13:32] <conan> Replace his shoe
[13:32] <conan> Hmmm
[13:33] <conan> Must be some sort of Brown
[13:33] <BiotecVirus> also make sure the shoes are groved
[13:33] <Kubby> And we must put speedometer with 2c on the end of scale.
[13:33] <BiotecVirus> for better stopping power
[13:33] <BiotecVirus> :D
[13:33] <conan> His Shoes are Continental
[13:33] <conan> Because European
[13:34] <Kubby> everyone knows that the max speed on speedometer it the top speed of Killrob.
[13:34] <BiotecVirus> :D
[13:34] <Kubby> and 2c should be enough
[13:34] <BiotecVirus> :P
[13:34] <BiotecVirus> lol
[13:35] <Kubby> Also, he needs two exhaust pipes.
[13:35] <BiotecVirus> with cone mufflers ofc!
[13:35] <Kubby> or at least two exhaust tips.
[13:35] <Kubby> yup
[13:35] <conan> Give him a spoiler too
[13:35] <BiotecVirus> and 1 3 way pet cat
[13:35] <BiotecVirus> lol
[13:35] <conan> How big is your ears Killrob?
[13:36] <BiotecVirus> there flared ear arches
[13:36] <conan> and Flared Trouser
[13:37] <BiotecVirus> we forgot his cam profile ;o
[13:37] <Kubby> We can twist the ears, so they generate downforce.
[13:37] <Kubby> spoilers for free.
[13:38] <BiotecVirus> they reshape at speed :D
[13:38] <Kubby> yup.
[13:38] <Kubby> like spoilers in supercars.
[13:38] <BiotecVirus> yeah
[13:38] <Killrob> my cam profile is pretty high, I get my max power at rather high RPM
[13:38] <BiotecVirus> and your valve timings?
[13:38] <BiotecVirus> :P
[13:38] <conan> Hmmm
[13:38] <Killrob> probably around 7-80isg
[13:39] <Killrob> *ish
[13:39] <conan> We better set it down to 65
[13:39] <conan> Killrob nom too much food
[13:39] <Kubby> We need to make new driver for KCU, so it can adjust ear angle
[13:39] <BiotecVirus> we need more eco from the killrob mark1 engine
[13:39] <BiotecVirus> lol
[13:39] <Kubby> *KCU - Killrob Control Unit
[13:39] <BiotecVirus> XD
[13:40] <BiotecVirus> it also has a lung audio system
[13:40] <Kubby> reduce weight, cut it of.
[13:40] <BiotecVirus> works for me
[13:40] <Kubby> replace with more effective intake.
[13:40] <conan> Hmmmm
[13:40] <conan> His nose
[13:40] <conan> Intake is pretty old now
[13:40] <conan> replace it
[13:41] <conan> Cold air intake?
[13:41] <Kubby> yup
[13:41] <BiotecVirus> for better performance from nose you could remove the breather filter
[13:41] <conan> Killrob suspension system can be replace
[13:41] <conan> Knees and Feet
[13:41] <BiotecVirus> knee suspension to coilovers?
[13:41] <BiotecVirus> :P
[13:42] <conan> Kneeovers
[13:42] <Kubby> http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Feb/Week4/15227437.jpg
[13:42] <conan> nah
[13:42] <conan> takes too long and won't last long either
[13:43] <conan> Knees hub can be replace
[13:43] <Kubby> We also need to have better blood pump
[13:43] <conan> Bushing can be replace
[13:43] <conan> Congratulation
[13:43] <BiotecVirus> remove the blood pump and make it air cooled?
[13:43] <conan> We've just made a Killrob GTi
[13:43] <BiotecVirus> :D
[13:44] <Kubby> Nah.
[13:44] <Kubby> That's Killrob W16
[13:44] <Killrob> Hey, I'm not Adam Jensen xD
[13:44] <BiotecVirus> lmao
[13:44] <conan> Killrob T16?
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[13:45] <Kubby> BTW.: Added 2 new bugs
[13:45] <conan> Killrob GSi
[13:45] <tommie18> matess (:
[13:46] <Kubby> Killrob ACPC
[13:46] <conan> nah
[13:46] <conan> Killrob GSi is pretty fit
[13:46] <conan> He works there
[13:46] <BiotecVirus> hey tomie
[13:46] <conan> So he actually got mod by them GSI
[13:46] <Kubby> *ACPC - Automation Chat Performance Center, analogous to OPC - Opel Performance Center
[13:46] <BiotecVirus> :D


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Indeed.
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Post Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:32 am

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This one's kinda bad but eh.

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[14:21] <Spitfire> I posted my Helix Troposphere
[14:21] <Spitfire> I made it even uglier
[14:22] <Dragawn> Doesn't look too bad at all
[14:22] <Dragawn> not sure how I feel about the headlights tho
[14:22] <Spitfire> Those are the only parts I like about the car lol
[14:23] <Dragawn> lol
[14:23] <Spitfire> Considering I came up with them by accident
[14:23] <Dragawn> accidents lead to the best things
[14:23] <Dragawn> Is that diffusor in the workshop?
[14:23] <Spitfire> True, except if it's a car accident and everyone is killed
[14:23] <Spitfire> And I believe it is
[14:24] <Spitfire> I just put it on the car because it looked more racier
[14:24] <Dragawn> ahh, but then you can buy another car from the insurance money
[14:24] <Spitfire> You can't buy a car if you're dead
[14:24] <Leomobile> Not if you are dead
[14:24] <Dragawn> Do they deliver cars to heaven?
[14:25] <Spitfire> What if there's no heaven
[14:25] <Leomobile> Maybe to hell they do
[14:25] <Spitfire> What it heaven's a lie and there's just hell
[14:25] <Dragawn> Atleast they'll have flame spitting monsters in hell
[14:25] <Dragawn> Not the kind I love, but yeah
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[20:02] <Leo9613> now I must of studyings
[20:02] <Leo9613> must as in, must
[20:02] <Leo9613> but not willing to
[20:03] <titleguy1> Sounds fun.
[20:04] <Leo9613> yeah
[20:04] * Leo9613 puts gun against his head
[20:04] * Leo9613 pulls trigger
[20:04] * Leo9613 now is dead
[20:04] * titleguy1 takes the body and eats it
[20:05] * Leo9613 says MAMAAAA, life had just begun
[20:05] * Leo9613 now has gone and thrown it all away
[20:05] * Leo9613 MAMAMA oooOooooOOoOoO
[20:05] * titleguy1 didn't mean to make you cry
[20:06] * titleguy1 if I'm not back again, this time tomorrow


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[20:11] <Leo9613> I was discussing with a friend of mine
[20:11] <Leo9613> how I'm too introspective when I'm sober
[20:12] <Leo9613> but I become a different person when I drunk
[20:12] <Leo9613> talking stuff and being loud and all that
[20:12] <Leo9613> maybe here the person-less interaction makes me more comfortable
[20:12] <titleguy1> :P
[20:13] <Leo9613> when I drink, or when I'm drunk
[20:13] <Leo9613> btw
[20:13] <titleguy1> "I see dead people
[20:13] <titleguy1> *people."
[20:13] <Leo9613> oooooooo
[20:13] * Leo9613 is scared
[20:14] <titleguy1> Leo, ure a ded prsin
[20:14] * Leo9613 looks at his hands
[20:14] <Leo9613> nah, they seem pretty healthy
[20:14] * titleguy1 goes through your screen and kills you
[20:14] <Leo9613> apart from this rotten piece of my index finger
[20:14] <Leo9613> other than that, I'm mostly alive
[20:14] <titleguy1> Are you use?
[20:14] <titleguy1> ...
[20:14] <Leo9613> am I use?
[20:15] <titleguy1> *sure
[20:15] <Leo9613> mostly
[20:15] * titleguy1 stabs Leo
[20:15] <Leo9613> okay
[20:15] <Leo9613> I'm getting the feeling that I'm slightly deader now
[20:16] * titleguy1 stabs in the head for dat INSTAKILL1 M-M-M-Mega KOMBO!
[20:18] <Leo9613> haha
[20:18] <Leo9613> right
[20:18] <titleguy1> ...
[20:18] <titleguy1> MORE QUOTES!
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[13:47] <titleguy1> BTW, in episode 7, JarJar Binks comes to life and possesses Hitler's body and kills Leia and her brother, Anakin Landswimmer.
[13:47] <@Pyrlix> DUDE
[13:47] <@Pyrlix> SPOILER
[13:47] <titleguy1> xD
[13:48] <@Pyrlix> How cam JJ Binks be able to possess Hitlers Body?!
[13:48] <mer-at> i like how EP7 is all about JarJar
[13:48] <mer-at> X-D
[13:48] <@T16> It was really good to watch 3 hours of nearly pure Jar Jar fun
[13:48] <Riso> no see mer-at
[13:48] <Riso> there's a lack of dark side jedi
[13:49] <Riso> so vader brings balance by killing all the good guys
[13:49] <Riso> pretty easy really
[13:49] <titleguy1> Han Skywalker also destroys Dark Sith using his darksabrerererr.
[13:50] <@Pyrlix> You forget
[13:50] <@Pyrlix> Adolf Skywalker
[13:50] <mer-at> Riso: i know
[13:51] <mer-at> but what did yoda and obi wan though would happen X-D
[13:52] <titleguy1> Yoda-wan Konitler takes Kule Landswimmer, Leia's cousin, and pushes him into the Millennial Eagle.
[13:52] <Riso> we're talking about a guy who can't speak proper english and an utter failure of a teacher
[13:53] <conan> Don't you meant, Starship Falcon?
[13:53] <titleguy1> Selenium Eagle?
[13:53] <mer-at> the Daily Falcon
[13:53] <Leo9613> Pyrlix, weren't you going to ban who gave sw spoilers?
[13:54] <conan> banbanbanbanbanbanban
[13:54] <Leo9613> #bantitleguy1
[13:54] <@Pyrlix> TitleGuy is obviously making spoiilers up :P
[13:54] <conan> You can put spoiler on
[13:54] <Leo9613> #kill
[13:54] <Leo9613> #ban
[13:54] <Leo9613> idk, haven't seen the movie, might be real :p
[13:54] <@Pyrlix> I mean didnt you know that the Selenium Eagle actually belongs to Adolf Hitler who will be resurrected by Jar Jar Binks halfway through the Movie
[13:55] <Leo9613> haven't even seen the trailer
[13:55] <Leo9613> oh, right
[13:55] <titleguy1> Everyone knows that.
[13:55] <@Pyrlix> After that everyone who is not aryan will be deported to a work-camp
[13:55] <@Pyrlix> where they build a bigger and better deathstar
[13:55] <@Pyrlix> and at th end of the movie, the Deathstar 3.0 rises up, with a new vader
[13:55] <Leo9613> shaddap
[13:56] <@Pyrlix> Source: I go to the movie tomorrow, so i exactly know what happens
[13:56] <conan> yes
[13:56] <Leo9613> if Star Wars VIII: the rise of the reich has that story, I'll kill ya
[13:56] <conan> you use Delorean, didn't you
[13:56] <@Pyrlix> XD!
[13:56] <@Pyrlix> Star Wars VIII _ Rise of the Reich
[13:56] <@Pyrlix> WIll it be the 4th Reich then?
[13:56] <conan> Who would watch that?!
[13:57] <conan> Everybody...
[13:57] <Leo9613> well, it's in a galaxy far far away (or is that star trek)
[13:57] <titleguy1> A long, long time in the future in a solar system very, very close
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[13:57] <@Pyrlix> Ster Wers
[13:57] <@Pyrlix> Teh Ferce Awekens
[13:58] <titleguy1> Feeturin Yoda-wan Skynobi.
[13:59] <conan> and Han Duo
[13:59] <@Pyrlix> And Dorth Viper
[13:59] <conan> https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3225677692/9e60af03a99cf42884d77cc37a51c90c.jpeg
[13:59] <conan> this guy
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[14:01] <conan> Leo can't stand all the spoilers
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Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:04 pm

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[20:54] <Microwave> Fuck me I'm on a roll of pure autism tonight


[20:57] <Microwave> Aah, stupid American ideas
[20:57] <Leo9613_> okay, this conversation has gone from bad to worse
[20:57] <conan> racist
[20:58] <Leo9613_> I have better things to do, like sleeping
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Post Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:21 am

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Where are you guys when I used to get on the live chat ?
Seems kike peiple starts to disappear assoon as I go anywhere :lol:
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Post Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:06 am

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Just gotta come on at the right time, when everyone is active!
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Post Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:56 am

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[14:43] <Speedemon> Is anyone going to talk?
[14:44] <@UltimateBMWfan> yo
[14:45] <Microwave_> ey
[14:45] <Microwave_> No, speedemon
[14:45] <Microwave_> Talking is forbidden
[14:45] <Riso_> youve already blown in Microwave_
[14:45] <Riso_> get out
[14:45] <Microwave_> :<
[14:45] <@UltimateBMWfan> I can talk about BMW's
[14:45] <@UltimateBMWfan> or
[14:45] <@UltimateBMWfan> Model cars
[14:46] <@UltimateBMWfan> \[=-0987654321qwertyuiop[]\
[14:46] <@UltimateBMWfan> oops
[14:46] <@UltimateBMWfan> totally wasn't cleaning my keyboard
[14:47] <Speedemon> No you could not possibly talk about BMW's.
[14:47] <Speedemon> Why would you?
[14:48] <mer-at> we could
[14:48] <Riso_> it is his sexual fetish


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Post Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:27 am

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Well, I mean, BMWs are good cars...
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Post Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:05 am

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[14:39] <Microwave_> I honestly would rather have an Austin Allegro
[14:39] <Spitfire> I would rather kill myself
[14:39] <Microwave_> Lol
[14:39] <Microwave_> That works too
[14:39] <@T16> Back
[14:40] <Spitfire> How much?
[14:40] <Leomobile_> Id like a streetka
[14:40] <Spitfire> You could give me money to take one and I still wouldn't
[14:40] <Microwave_> Wait I just found out
[14:40] <Microwave_> KAs were fucking BUILT in Brazil
[14:40] <Leomobile_> Yes
[14:40] <Leomobile_> The old ka
[14:41] <Leomobile_> A mix of that car and a fiesta
[14:41] <Leomobile_> And now this new car
[14:41] <Microwave_> Change of plan
[14:41] <Microwave_> We'll send you an Austin Allegro instead
[14:41] <Leomobile_> I secretly love the allegro
[14:41] <Leomobile_> DAT square steering wheel
[14:42] <Leomobile_> It's so shit that I like it
[14:42] <Leomobile_> I'm sure Adam can relate
[14:42] <Spitfire> What about
[14:42] <Spitfire> A G-Wiz
[14:43] <Leomobile_> God no
[14:44] <Spitfire> http://legacymedia.localworld.co.uk/275779/Article/images/17211971/4269295.jpg
[14:44] <Spitfire> Leo's new ride
[14:44] == adam_d [adam_d@toyotahilux.Users.AfterNET.Org] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[14:44] <Leomobile_> I'm pretty happy with me shit ka
[14:45] <Microwave_> In 2010, a fatal accident in London occurred between a G-Wiz and a Škoda Octavia, with the driver of the G-Wiz, a top British scientist named Judit Nadal, being killed. The coroner Andrew Walker was quoted as saying about the G-Wiz at the inquest: “What concerns me is that this vehicle was destroyed in this collision in a way that I have not seen a vehicle destroyed before.”
[14:45] <Microwave_> When patriotism goes wrong - An Indian buying an Indian car
[14:45] <Microwave_> A, shitty, Indian car
[14:45] <Microwave_> You'd probably have a higher chance of suriving in a tuc-tuc
[14:46] <Microwave_> Because they can't go at 40 MPH
[14:46] <Spitfire> I'd honestly rather walk
[14:46] <Microwave_> Yep
[14:47] <Microwave_> Or buy a bicycle
[14:47] <Microwave_> faster and safer
[14:47] <Leomobile_> Indeed
[14:47] <Microwave_> and doesn't need charging
[14:47] <Microwave_> The G-Wiz was such a shitty idea
[14:47] <Leomobile_> An electric bike is just as easy to run in
[14:47] <Microwave_> Indians should be banned from making cars. Their buses are ok, but their cars..
[14:48] <Microwave_> Nah, fuck electric bikes too
[14:48] <Microwave_> Use yer feet
[14:49] <Leomobile_> Jlr is indian
[14:50] <Microwave_> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/22/article-0-0BBA342D000005DC-795_468x297.jpg
[14:50] <Microwave_> This was the car involved in the crash
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[14:50] <TrackpadUser> hello
[14:50] <@T16> Hey Max
[14:54] <Leomobile_> That's a wreck
[14:54] <Leomobile_> Hey Max
[14:55] <@Pyrlix> it looks highly broken
[14:56] <Spitfire> I'll just take that free Maserati
[14:56] <Microwave_> slightly broken
[14:56] <Microwave_> It'll buff right out
[14:57] <Leomobile_> Just a scratch
[14:57] <Microwave_> Looks like someone used -15 quality sliders
[14:57] <Spitfire> Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
[14:58] <Microwave_> Lmao
[14:58] <Microwave_> We need an Automation challenge based on the G-Wiz
[14:59] <Microwave_> The objective would be to make a car with -15 interior and safety have a high desirability rating
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Post Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:30 pm

Re: Best Automation Quotes

[20:22] <Microwave_> Lordred
[20:23] <Lordred> Yes?
[20:23] <Microwave_> Tell me, if you can, if I was to buy a set of coilovers and install them on an average car, how long would that take?
[20:24] <Leo9613> he wants to put them in a f***ing volvo brick
[20:24] <Leo9613> tell him that it is impossible
[20:24] <Microwave_> NOOOOOOOOOO
[20:24] <Microwave_> It's not impossible
[20:24] <Microwave_> DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS
[20:24] <Microwave_> YOU DREAM CRUSHER YOU
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