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viewtopic.php?f=20&t=6254&start=40#p70905EnryGT5:Start spinning wildly wielding my branch, to absolutely decimate anything around meYou roll a: 6With energy put into each spin, you were gaining RPMs, and the torque was only rising, making you a high-torque, high-RPM engine, superior to Robbo, OR Stevo. Each hit of a branch hit a Rattata, making the swarm lose 7 HP as a whole.
-HOLY FUCK HOW DO YOU KNOW TWISTER MOVE! - one of them yelled, accompanied by panicked beeps
Man, even the wind bent to your will, creating a tornado, right where you are. Wait. You have created a tornado right where you stand. Oh crap.
ROLL TO DODGE the tornado
You roll a: 4However, you managed to get out of the tornado, and it has whirled away somewhere.
titleguy1:Ask [Pleb] for help with either my arm or shooing Fluffy away.You roll a: 6-HEY, MAN! COME AND HELP ME WITH THAT BEAST! - You shout with your Chords of Steel. Everything around trembles, and soon, you realise your eardrums are to fragile to deal with your shout effortlessly.
ROLL TO DODGE your own voice!
You roll a: 6You succesfully chop yourself in the throat to quiet yourself. Wait, you've made a counterattack against yourself. You could have plugged the ears, ya know? Here, you lose 3 HP in the process.
T16:Jump off the BITT, take aim and shot my gun at HitlerYou roll a: 1Your hand trembles. It's the first time you had to shoot Hitler. It's the first time you had to shoot anyone. Hell, it's the first time you held a gun in your hand. Eyesight blurs, and soon you find yourself shaking like a 3 liter Inline 3 with a poo on a stick instead of a flywheel. Your first shot...Well, let's begin with good news first, shall we? It's some sort of your typical class B sci-fi flick laser blaster, shooting out slower than light laser beams, and it's practically recoiless. Now, the bad news. You hit the tiny new Beetle instead. The beam bounced off of it, then hit a tree, and then bounced back towards you.
ROLL TO DODGE the laser beam!
You roll a: 3Well, you managed to get away from the beam, but you've fell on your face while doing so. You lose 2 HP.
BeforeLifer:Down fluffy! Down!You roll a: 1Fluffy turned one of his heads towards you, and you've spotted that look in his eyes. They were filled with red and all that crap. Last that that happened, the gates of hell opened. Literally. And some red guy with horns wanted his doggie back. Then the priest came and began spraying him with holy water till the red guy fucked off. I don't know how you still are not one of the religious though. Now however, the heavenly puppy was running straight towards you.
ROLL TO DODGE Fluffy!
You roll a: 5But hey, even when your dog is not in his normal state, you know how he'll behave. He's too predictable for you. Hell, all dogs are predictable, when you think about it. (+1 to handling dogs). You evaded his attack effortlessly, and after a while, he went away, led by some guy with cookies.
Leonardo9613:Search in the small barn for some kind of weapon that could stop the rattatas.You roll a: 5In a shed, you find a black belt, glowing with a faint, black light (do not ask how that is possible, just embrace it). Meh, nothing special. Then, the belt snaps towards you, and wraps around your waist. You feel more power rushing through your body than when you were behind the wheel of a Clio. Yes, you feel increasing proficiency in martial arts, you feel like Bruce Lee, except less dead. (Reroll any critical failure during a fight) You then realise something. Rattatas are Normal-type Pokemons, weak against Fighting-types.
strop:ask BITT what it plans to do with the dude in the back.You roll a: 6What. How am I supposed to overshoot it. Well, let's try anyways.
-See. That's Evardsen, the heir to the line of racing drivers, yet to take on his racing codename. Yeah, their family is kinda weird. Anyway, he disappeared as well. His grandpa, T14, and his dad, T15, spammed me to find him, till I decided to do just that, while looking for Ports. I found him right there, by this little shack, with a bulletproof vest on his torso, and a Type A-Fifty-Five Wankel Blaster by his side, which I assumed to be his. See, the blaster. It's the work of art... - if it was just boring monotone, you'd fall asleep, but BITT's voice was not boring, it was getting into your ears, despite BITT's calm tone. And you, you were a ninja, not a future tech technician . Soon, your brain was going to be overloaded...
ROLL TO DODGE BITTs talkativeness!
You roll a: 5Well, you decided to give up trying to ignore what BITT is speaking. It was too much. But then, you've realised something. You were not going insane. You understood everything, from A55 Wankel being named after the inventor of a rotating triangle thingy engine, to it having a stun mode, which does not behave like a sci-fi laser but like a real one, to there being a method to eliminate bouncing of the shot off the inanimate objects. Hell, you even knew how to change the color of the LED lights on the gun, in case the default Magenta does not fit your clothes. (+1 to operating the A55 Wankel blaster) By the moment he stopped talking about the blaster, you two were at the hospital. BITT parked in the ambulance garage, and you were taken by some nurse.
-Wait, where is he - BITT said to himself, and then spoke to you - I'll be back in a while, gotta find someone! - That someone sure was not Evardsen.
JasonPoland:Send out Shuckle to fight against RattatasYou roll a: 4Your turtle Pokemon rolls out of its Pokeball, and uses Rock throw against the Rattatas. More beeps ensue. Now, the attack base stat is pure crap in distilled form, and there are a lot of the Rattatas, so it only took 1 HP from the swarm, but hey, the swarm actually retaliated, and did nothing, thanks to the high defense stat, and low effectiveness of Normal type attacks against Rock type. Well, good luck with further fight
conan:Try to do some damage to BeforeLifer, with what? You asked. Bare hands, obviously.You roll a: 5Great. Thanks to part timing, and part luck, you managed to get to BeforeLifer, right when his own dog turned against him and tried to attack him. No one points at you with a gun, and he did not know that. You evaluate the opponents position, and make a punch...
BeforeLifer,
ROLL TO DODGE conan! (at -2, due to conan's success)
You roll a: 4-2 = 2You hit the guy square in the face, making him make a step back, and causing him to get a minor nosebleed. BeforeLifer, you lose 4 HP.
Pleb:Throw the treats Fluffy's way and hope it distracts it long enough for Titleguy to escape.You roll a: 5You reach through your pocket, take a few dog cookies, and throw them at Fluffy. Fluffy, even though his eye turned red, and even though he turned on its owner, listened to cookies, and began nom nom nomming them. Because he is not a small puppy, and has two heads, he devoured them quite easily, and quite messily. So you threw more, and more, until something was not right. How did you have SO MANY of them in one pocket. You take a look, and notice your pocket is actually a pocket dimention of infinite cookies. And it's not like there's only dog cookies, you just pulled out a cookie for yourself. Weird. It was not there before. You then noticed the weird button shaped thing stopped glowing.
Spitfire599:Find someone in the town, and ask them how far Chicago, IL is from here.You roll a: 3"Chicago? It's somewhere in the Earth-Beta dimention, isn't it?" - well, crap, you were FAR from home.
PhilipM:Wrestle Hitler for the magic staff.You roll a: 3The fight between you and Adolf became a content of power, the content of strenght, and knowing the Internet, it would soon succumb to Rule 34 if it was recorded. The staff was getting pulled to one side to other, and because you both have slippy hands, the magic staff went flying and got stuck into the ground. Hey, you don't have it, but Hitler does not either. Well, seems like a small step.
nerd:Find a way out of the trunk.You roll a: 2Do you realise how cramped it is there? Hell, I don't know how you fit in there, you would make contortionists look jealous. The point is, right now, you have almost no freedom of movement whatsoever and see no way of getting out of here without help.
Pyrlix:Give conan the cursed ring.You roll a: 6You finally managed to get it off your finger.
-Hey, you! - you shout to guy punching some other person in the face. - Grab this! - You quickly slip the ring onto his hand, and it slides down his finger. You both spot some obnoxious looking ladyboy.
-Oh no... - Conan says.
-Who is that? - you ask.
-That's me from the past! No! I was an idiot then!
-Wait, so the past you was imprisoned in the same prison as Hit-
-SILENCE, bystander! CONAN! Where did you throw away your PER-SO-NA-LI-TY! YOUR PAST! Don't try to claim I DO NOT EXIST! You shall PAY FOR IT!
You did not remember conan's English being that good in his past. Oh well. And yes, past Conan has a staff too, and he first tested it against a random building, blowing a hole in it, and then aimed it at conan...
...The blast radius. Run.
ROLL TO DODGE the past conan's blast!
You roll a: 6You decide the best direction to dodge things is... forward. You make a jump kick and, further propelled by the explosion, kick past Conan in the chest, making him lose 8 HP. That felt awesome. Too bad he disappeared short afterwards.
conan,
ROLL TO DODGE the past conan's attack!
You roll a: 1Shit. You notice you have almost no power at all, feel like you're gonna fall apart at any moment, and realise the wooden suspension was not the best idea. But hey, at least you've got a poshy interior. You realise you are a rusty, greyish beige 1946 Conan-Cossack 1000.
-Look, if you can get anyone to willingly take the car on its own mer..- and the past phantom you gets interrupted by some badass kicking him in the face - Grr...If anyone takes this brilliance on its own merits, you will return to your original body, you understand? - and then he went back to the past to tell Drake, T16 and Kubby about his new marketing campaign involving his future self. On a retrospect, you should not have done that to yourself back then...or...now. Time travel makes tenses confusing, alright?
Character info:
Player Characters:
strop
HP: 32/40
Equipment: None
Allies: BITT
Extra: -1 to using the left leg, +1 to A55 Wankel laser blaster operation.
titleguy1
HP: 32/40
Equipment: None
Extra: -1 to using the right arm.
Conan-Cossack 1000 (conan)
HP: 36/40
Equipment: Cursed Alfa ring.
Extra: Is now a car, -1 to convincing people he's a good car.
pyrlix
HP:40/40
Equipment: Pouch full of old golden coins
Extra: +1 to dodging magic attacks (force field)
EnryGT5
HP:38/40
Equipment: Branch
Extra: +1 to raw strength rolls
PhilipM
HP:39/40
Equipment: None
Leonardo9613
HP: 40/40
Equipment: A belt of martial arts prowess (rerolls epic fails during fights, once per turn)
Evardsen (T16)
HP: 38/40
Equipment: A55 Wankel laser blaster, bulletproof vest (less damage from bullets)
Extra: +1 to freeing yourself.
BeforeLifer
HP: 36/40
Equipment: Gas pistol
Extra: +1 to handling dogs.
Spitfire599
HP: 40/40
Equipment: None
Pleb
HP: 40/40
Equipment: A weird button-shaped thing, A pocket dimention of infinite cookies.
JasonPoland
HP: 40/40
Allies: Shuckle
Equipment: Shuckle's pokeball
nerd
HP: 40/40
Equipment: None
Extra: In a New Beetle trunk. Trapped.
NPCs:
BITT (Bogliq Industries Two Thousand)
HP:60/60
Equipment: None
Phantom VW Adolf Hitler
HP:15/30
Equipment: None
Extra: Transformed into a VW New Beetle partially.
Elderly gentleman Roland met
HP:25/25
Equipment: None
Fluffy the demon doggie.
HP:15/15
Equipment: None
A swarm of Rattatas
HP:31/40
Equipment: None
Extra: Swarm - Attacks do less damage to them, unless they're some sort of area attacks
Shuckle
HP:10/10
Equipment: None
Extra: Crap attack, good defence.
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