From now on, if you don't reply in 24h, I'll assume you're doing nothing.
Previous roll:
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=6254&start=30#p70752BeforeLifer:Grab double barreled shotgun off mantle and threateningly approach Conan in the barn.You roll a: 3As you look around the house, you realise one sad thing. Not only was your tractor a target of theft, your shotgun also ended up being stolen. However, that won't stop you will it? Maybe you'll look threatening enough with your wife's gas pistol? You take it, and approach Conan, who seems to be just standing there
T16:use the gun as an arm extension to press the cargo securing button again.You roll a: 5At first, you had trouble freeing your arm at all. It was all pinned to the bed, with almost no freedom of movement at all. That almost was enough. You flawlessly freed your arm and pressed the button again.
-Cargo unsecuring in progress.
After a while, you were free. Not only that, but you've discovered you have a knack for escaping from such bindings. You now get +1 to such escaping rolls.
Shortly after that, the pickup drove off, and you see a a guy fighting with Hitler signalling you.
Pleb:Eat lunch and prepare to go outside for a nice stroll.You roll a: 5Whoa. The lunch. It was delicious. It surely got you into the mood for the stroll. In fact, you were so goddamn happy, you just decided to sit on a bench and appreciate everything around you. And then you have spotted something shiny lying in the ground. It was a buttonsized round thingy. Made of silver apparently, but it seemed to have a faint reddish glow. There was a small B letter embossed into it. Then, you've heard some barking, and noticed the neighbor's Fluffy has escaped again and is "playing" with a stranger. Maybe you should help him? Or maybe help the stranger?
Spitfire599:Jog along the dirt road. (In the opposite direction of the village)You roll a: 4After a while of jogging, a maroon pickup truck passes you. Then, you see a largeish town (but not yet a city) popping in the distance.
Leonardo9613:Follow everyone in the direction of the village and get away from Herr Beetle.You roll a: 2As you walk down the road to the village, you encounter a swarm of Rattatas, and a guy with a branch fighting them. You've walk around them, but, you don't want to stomp on any of the mouse-like creatures and piss them all off.
PhillipM:Distract Hitler by telling him that the new VW bits are even worse than the old ones, and signal the guy with the gun for some help..You roll a: 3It did not go that well this time, Hitler probably has decided he won't take a shit from a guy who can't even kick him in the nut properly. That, or he likes being a new Beetle too much. Though, your courage either startled and impressed him, so he won't attack yes. The guy in the bed has seen you, but it took him some time to free himself, so he could not help you.
strop:Thank the BITT profusely for picking me up. Ask it a bit about itself and this world.You roll a: 5-Me? I'm BITT, Bogliq Industries Two Thousand! First created as a marketing stunt by Bogliq, I then decided to put my unstoppable nature to use, found a perfect partner, and we fought crime. See. my partner disappeared by the way. He was investigating a disappearance of some metal musician, and the leads led him to somewhere here, you get me? - you nodded politely to BITT - You know? I saw you trying to leap off the tree. Of course, it did not end well, but, I recognised the distraction, and I recognised your channeling techniques. You see, I'm actually a good friend of the McHorse clan. - Then you remember, your father has indeed talked about a talking car friend, you've just never met BITT in person.
-Wait, does that mean...?
-Yes, my partner is Ports McHorse.
-Whoa, that's my uncle.
-Take off your mask, equine fellow.
After you've shown your face to BITT, he replied:
-You look just like him when we first met. You gotta understand, we've been pals since I've decided to help the world, back in '82. You wanted to know bout this place, by the way? OK, we're going to the Cossackburg (OOC: I have no knack for names, sorry), the biggest city in the region, with 85461 citizens, according to 2012 data. There seems to be a hospital there, which is why I'm taking you there, though, they also sell some fine petrol, and they have almost no motorbikes. Anyways, after we get out of hospital, we could team up, and find Ports? What do you say?
(BITT is now your ally, ordinary communicating with him is treated as an automatic success.)
EnryGT5:Run to the village as fast as my legs will carry meYou roll a: 1Turns out your legs won't carry you that far. You have tripped over...another Rattata, losing 1 HP in progress, and obliterating the Poor mouse Pokemon. Then, you began hearing a lots of beeping. The grass around began shaking and wiggling as if there was an earthquake. And then one Rattata came out, and another, and another... Soon, the you were surronded by an entire swarm of them.
-YOU KILLED OUR BROTHER! - one of them shouted
-AGAIN! - another one added
...they, they actually speak?!
-Hah, you thought we were some dumb shits, because we don't usually bring ourselves down to your indignified grunting you call a language? - another one asked, and then beeped something that you think probably means "primitive human", if context is to be believed.
ROLL TO DODGE the swarm of Rattatas!
You roll a: 6You immediately stand back up, and jump over the Pokemons. You then swing your branch, sending some of them flying and killing them. You then sadly notice, there are many, many more you've got to deal with.
pyrlix:Look for a table with a map or postings.You roll a: 5You have indeed found such a table. You now not only know that a town, apparently called Cossackburg is nearby. You also know that a bus is arriving in an hour, and on the other side of the table, you have found a map with several locations marked. One of them is marked as "Hitler's prison" and is exactly where you found the ring. Hmmm... has a real treasure hunt just begun?
titleguy1:Politely ask [Pleb] about where I am and what kind of place this is.You roll a: 1As you were approaching a guy sitting on a bench and examining something, you heard some barking. Then you've turned, and a black doggie was running straight towards you. Now, it would not be that bad, if it didn't have two heads, two sharp sets of teeth and was not trying to attack you. Yes, this is an excellent day for ya.
ROLL TO DODGE Fluffy's attack!
You roll a: 2A while later, the dog has bit your arm with both of its jaws. Crap. You lose 5 HP and get -1 to using that arm. And you still have a dog to deal with.
Character info:
Player Characters:
strop
HP: 32/40
Equipment: None
Allies: BITT
Extra: -1 to using the left leg.
titleguy1
HP: 35/40
Equipment: None
Extra: -1 to using the right arm.
conan
HP: 36/40
Equipment: None
pyrlix
HP:40/40
Equipment: Pouch full of old golden coins, cursed Alfa Romeo ring
Extra: +1 to dodging magic attacks (force field)
EnryGT5
HP:38/40
Equipment: Branch
Extra: +1 to raw strength rolls
PhilipM
HP:39/40
Equipment: None
Leonardo9613
HP: 40/40
Equipment: None
T16
HP: 40/40
Equipment: Futuristic looking gun, bulletproof vest
Extra: +1 to freeing yourself.
BeforeLifer
HP: 40/40
Equipment: Gas pistol
Spitfire599
HP: 40/40
Equipment: None
Pleb
HP: 40/40
Equipment: A weird button-shaped thing.
NPCs:
BITT (Bogliq Industries Two Thousand)
HP:60/60
Equipment: None
Phantom VW Adolf Hitler
HP:15/30
Equipment: Staff, capable of turning matter into New Beetles
Extra: Transformed into a VW New Beetle partially.
Elderly gentleman Roland met
HP:25/25
Equipment: None
Fluffy
HP:15/15
Equipment: None
A swarm of Rattatas
HP:38/40
Equipment: None
Extra: Swarm - Attacks do less damage to them, unless they're some sort of area attacks
Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:15 am 
I'll join
