Best sounding slow/ugly cars

[USDMFTW]

Browsing youtube and pretty bored, so what is everyones favorite best sounding car, that is painfully slow and or ugly.

I nominate the worst execution of a v8 in history, in my opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcQVz9m_qU4

Ford taurus SHO MY96-99, Fwd, combined with a 4 speed slushbox and styled by a 5 year old who could only draw circles. The car went from great to shit with this generation change.

[Slim Jim]

I'll bite:

I nominate all 6.8-liter V10 equipped Ford trucks and SUVs. They might not be able to get out of their own way, but... they sound like Lamborghini Gallardos when they're straight piped! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQL6MzfzCx8

Since they're so slow, it gives you more time to enjoy the noise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQiolU4qPQ

[Spitfire599]

Here's one:

The Dodge Grand Caravan. It may only be a middling minivan, but it HOWLS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTC9wYitTLQ