We have a lot of jokes about VW HTP engines (well, mostly about Skoda because its the best selling car company here, and mostly czech because they make the engines):
HTP - Hovno To Pojede (it will move like shit)
HTP - Hromada Technických Problémů (pile of technical problems)
HTP - Hádka Tří Pístů (argument of three pistons)
HTP - Hata Titla Power
HTP - Hejbni Tou Prdelí (move that ass)
HTP - Horko Ťažko Poskladané (hardly assembled)
And about 50 other variations
ŠKODA-peňazí (waste of money, škoda means loss, damage, waste, ideal name for a car company
)
BMW - Break My Wallet
Shortly after fall of communism, a Russian tries new Mercedes. Takes it for a ride, and changes gears: Adin, dva, tri, četýre, pjať... rakýta! (One, two, three, four, five... rocket!)
Guy buys a new Hummer and goes to the pump. He has been filling the tank for one hour, two, three... then the pump owner walks to him and says: "How about turning off the engine?"
Do you know why Trabant is circling on a grass field? Some grass got stuck in its door.
Do you know which car is the fastest on slovak roads? Avia. Always first in tailback! (I hope I used the righ word, column of slowly moving cars because they have trouble overtaking that Avia
)